As much as Grindles mother wished she would have said " Well that really dissapoints me and i belive you should trim your mothers nosehairs" little by little she enjoyed it grindle wrote and read ok but when she asked for hime to count to ten he would say Purple g Jhonny Depp 65 1 hola 10 this scared her if he grows up thinking 9 is hola they will ask "who taught you that crap" grindle absent minded as he was would answer my mother thus digging her deeper she tried hard summer bridge said to possibly find a tutor so that if that dosent work he will be to blame and she will not have to move to Bolivia and change her name she put up a job offer on Despraterichpeople.com her description was " Retarted demon needs to learn mathematics reward 500 shillings " well sure enough people called they figure teaching a demons better then 8th graders well it came to be that the first desprate guy Jon alphya was there first when he came he told grindles mom to leave the house and he will teach math in 2 ours well grindle said hi mister are you gonna teach me mathmagic i sure am now i think the best way to learn is by song right when jon started to sing Grindle began to bleed cry shriek he shut up and called grindles mom who was getting a massage and she said "You sung" and he said" yeah " she said " Well go to hell you cruddy barber shop math tutor teach a whale how to be extinct " she rushed home to find 500 shillings gone and grindle unconcious she cried ad dipped him in water he felt better he said mama did you send him to hell she said yes
Chp.4 coming soon
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