Dont You Buy JC Penny Dont Dont Dont

Well summers pretty much dead after being shot multiple times by the school system we all have to face the reality of Bullies,Standardized Tests,and Black Friday.Well before the massive failures,Wedgies,Or new 2 disc special editions of MOMMY FIGHTS Season 2 Brawl at the mall we have to deal with the harshest reality of all Back To School Shopping.Dont worry we have some helpful hints on buying the least amount of crap with your Christmas budget.First and foremost Back to school shopping lists are for Wiping your butt on.For example one time i got this awesome back pack that was awesome well all my teachers said it was "Harder to Organize" or whatever but our crappy society tells us we have to do that list so be just a little rebellious.Next and more importantly is your backpack just a word Dont buy any Target,Wal-Mart,K-Mart,Or Buy n Large Backpacks.after the first day of school they rip open and are useless :(. Now that ive explained Supply safety lets talk Commercial safety.If your about to commit sew aside from that Retarded JC Penny Commercial ("Dont You Forget About Me Dont Dont Dont").Now first im going to be very fair and say if your watching TV all summer you're a bum go outside for Petes own sake go in the pool.But if you insist a good tip is just mute it so you dont have to hear dont multiple times so what are you waiting for Go let the public school system eat your wallet drink some lemonade and watch mommy fights!

Summer Movies 1 Review

Its Summer the time people spend by the beach reading dumb books about stolen art and losers dating. But now we can all stay inside where its nice and air conditioned and watch good movies.Unfortunately some of them suck really bad now im gonna review every summer movie ive seen in a swirling cornucopia of every directors dream and somes worst nightmare

Iron Man-Really Iron Mans my favorite superhero.Its great seeing a self centered butt hole turn into a Good old Democrat.But it was kinda weird seeing the bad people being iraqis not chinese people.Plus they have to have a love life why Pepper Potts.Shes a freaking geezer in the comics not some lady.But even though it wasnt true to the comic its a great movie.Tony Stark was great he had a wii i loved it alot. 95%

Speed Racer-Alot of people criticize Speed Racer saying it was stupid i say good things about it was great the special effects were amazing the story was great and probably the best Racecar movie ive ever seen. 90%

Indiana Jones:Kingdom of the crystal skull
Ive always wanted a Indy Star Wars Crossover except i had no clue it would end up to this.Harrison ford looks like he just came out of the old folks home the return of Marion was odd and the amount of CGI wound up to make it feel animated and cartoony the fact its based in the 60s is as stupid plus ALIENS Lucas have you lost it its overall crazy crappy. 54%

Prince Caspian
Long story short narnias about to be sold as real estate when Ben Barnes meets Jackie Jenny Lucas and Carl the fight the idiot tamarins and go fight evildoers but Susan and peters contract with walden expires so you will never see those to again but really this movie is awful lame. 85%

Get Smart
Ahh the first hillarious movie its sleek and stupid Russians antoginize with anne hathaway (21) and Steve Carell (40) Dating and Really Bad Action Sequences youll pee in your pants laughing. 93%

Kung Fu Panda
Action Movie yes Comedy no its physical gags plus crappy jokes with good characters and good kung fu but of all things dont expect comedy please.

Wall.E
A good addition to pixars wall of fame all though this one felt High cost of low pricey and secretly backing Obama but still its great its funny and plays hello Dolly alot but still a excellent movie. 98%

Well thats it ill be back with more reviews