The day after tomorrow is a very special day its labor day the day when everyone celebrates their job...By not doing it.Wow I never noticed how STUPID that is until now.I do like the day of in all but still shouldn't you celebrate you working by working?
Did the government just want a day off or something.So I officially decree that September 1st 2008 should now be called No Labor Day when we celebrate the lazy bum inside us all.Where all the doctors don't give a care about "Some stranger we Dont know about who is injured" and fry cooks get paid double to make mediocre burgers all day.So this labor day just be that lazy bum we all know you are.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Friday, August 08, 2008
Reminding the world Obama Will Win
Well Elections Are Coming Soon i want to add some memoroblia of the political punch line President bush.So lets remind everyone about why we should vote democratically.
Sunday, August 03, 2008
Holiday Mascot REJECTS
Well with the holidays starting right after Halloween I figure its time to tell of the marvelous rejects of the holiday mascots.You know Santa Claus,The Easter Bunny you know the ones you tell your kids to make them shut the crap up yeah those.Well Santa went through Mr. or Mrs. Mascot yeah so enjoy this montage.
Norman New Year-Every new years eve he would slide down the new years day pole and put a diaper under your pillow filled with baby new years crap.He unfortunately was kicked off and his tribal flame was extuinguished.
Black Friday Bluebird-He Sings the pleasant sound of company jingles and lays eggs filled with promotions.He unfortunately was kidnapped by Russians and forced into Communism.
Birthdta Caklaus-when its your birthday make sure to leave ice cream and syrup for Birthdta Caklaus if you do he will give you a fresh birthday cake in your leiderhosen and shnitzels via email.Why he wasnt excepted well Radda Radda Radda Radda.
Halloweenie on every halloween night if you stay up till midnight the butcher cuts the fresh weiners in half and feed it to notty boys and girls.
Well there you have it be extra good so Hallowenie dosent show up at your house
Norman New Year-Every new years eve he would slide down the new years day pole and put a diaper under your pillow filled with baby new years crap.He unfortunately was kicked off and his tribal flame was extuinguished.
Black Friday Bluebird-He Sings the pleasant sound of company jingles and lays eggs filled with promotions.He unfortunately was kidnapped by Russians and forced into Communism.
Birthdta Caklaus-when its your birthday make sure to leave ice cream and syrup for Birthdta Caklaus if you do he will give you a fresh birthday cake in your leiderhosen and shnitzels via email.Why he wasnt excepted well Radda Radda Radda Radda.
Halloweenie on every halloween night if you stay up till midnight the butcher cuts the fresh weiners in half and feed it to notty boys and girls.
Well there you have it be extra good so Hallowenie dosent show up at your house
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