Monday, November 21, 2005

10 ways to be a good parent

1. when your child is 1 day old send him to little dictator school
2. when your child asks for a cat give him a pit bull
3.make your child dress up as santa for halloween (girls apply the same)
4.hide lots and lots of sweaters under your childs bed
5.take a picture of your child pooping in his pants and show it to his date
6.feed your child as a baby jolly ranchers hot dogs tic tacs mongolian aftershave
7.buy your kid a unicycle instead of a bike
8.teach bad words toa baby
9. tell your kids aboutthe boogieman dracula wolfman etc
10 talk using the w`s aww muwshee meww wwut wis wit
more the ws soon

a new way of freeze tag from scholastics dav pikley

The game is usually played this way: Someone is IT. Everyone else is not. IT chases the non-ITs, trying to tag them. Once IT tags you, you have to freeze. Stop moving, that is.
Now, a game that's all about standing still really doesn't seem all that fun to us. So here's OUR version of Freeze Tag.

Someone is IT. IT finds a bucket and fills it with ice cold water. (Important note: the non-ITs cannot know that IT is IT. In fact, they cannot even know that they're playing Freeze Tag.) IT picks a bunch of people to douse with the cold water. ICE cold water, remember.

Then the non-ITs chase IT all over the neighborhood. Everyone gets a nice workout.

new lame stuff




well i have gone from school to school afew times but currently im at ferbank these are useless

arden X mail week 1

tima chekka email

dear arden whats yur bedtime
dan fl

Ok madman ive never really done this but cAPS LOCK OK MY BEDTIME IS 9 TO 6
ARDEN

Sunday, November 20, 2005

vote fight


chosse by next week between the first or second image

things that santa loves


1.bring all your cool shiny war toys to peace class
2. tee pee on old mrs johnsons house
3. write on your letter to santa
dear santa do you eat at varsity how many scars do you have from sli down chimneys youre a dork keep up the fat naaw
4 do lots of griffiti on trucks with food pictures that you dont own
5 eat at varsity and order 20 gumbo dog bugas

book haters

an old cheap thing sadly
in many good cinema movies about books they do the BETTER trick like in zathura there off in space when they meet a astronaut thats realy the kid thats playing the game 6 words NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BOOK.on the other hand is the modern charlie +cf and on the hand that were talking about is the 1876 version of it i mean the Fly Burp thing Nothin to do with it and the books good that was chessy plus both didnt have THE SQUARE CANDIES THAT LOOK ROUND BUT THEY DONT EVEN LOOK ROUND that was the best but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
they ruin that to next in Ol fake factory verucas punishment laugh was geese but in the book its well SQIRELLS geese well they can sit on your head but you can catch rabees ick last no thousand dollars

Saturday, November 05, 2005

SB remix Of oh im a stupid turkey


Happy Easter i mean Age of Apocyolypse i mean Thanks Give in money PS SYCH
heres the video happy
href=http://www.homestarrunner.com/turkey.html

Thursday, November 03, 2005

behold images






1. thh
2.wolverines bad
3.homestar
4.X2

Pilgrums first turkey

NA Hello welcome to pilgrums 1st turkey written by spasllim kcirtap nosugref.
Act 1
pilgrum 1 Oh i love Eatin corn
Chorus yes we do X3
pilgrum 2 Same as mashed patatoes
Chorus Potates and corn
Captian Coly Were gettin a headache boys
Mayor of ssorg sdoof lets quest
evryone exept cc and mayor a quest
mayor For better food
evryone YEAH
NA so they traveled across the land they tried Norway but they threw up they tried Sweeden but it had MSG Until They hit STATE without name
Chourus yeeeeee toooown with no nameeee it burns us with hunger I hope theyre not like norwayyyyyy ye town with no nameeeeee
Na so they went and thound the Stick guy tribe
tribe Must Give strangers food
Turkeys OH im a stupid turky as stupid as they come chop my hed fill it with bread and go and suck your
chourus go and suck your thumb
na so they ate and ate the end
editors note SB link sat

What an Odd PaIr


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Picture some Bad Dude that you dont like workin as a team espically X Men + Brotherhood eek