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Well i suppose your curious this is endlessly looping in Florida theres more i will post so enjoy i guess

First Art Works The Greatest Intellectual Property Hiest of the Century!

Yeah when I have a day off and have nothing to do I guess I might as well write some posts.First of all I love making money by drawing its great seriously I can get 50 bucks selling Mario For President Bumper stickers all the freaking time.Now First Art Works is a different story first they come to Your school and ask "Let us use YOUR property and steal students art and make a art show so your students have to buy stuff they made and we will give you 20% of all our profit." Ok the 20% part was sorta wholesome but they said PROFIT not Gross so thats mabye 2 bucks a painting so mabye alltogether assuming everyone shelled out 30$ to get thier kids painting(s) it might be 200$.Next You have a loophole on the first art works website it says "The person with the access code (provided by the school) has first choice to purchase the Original art package. If the Original art package is purchased online prior to the show, the art will be shipped to the purchaser and will NOT be on display at the show. " In other words Beef O Bradys CAN Buy My art if my mom is lazy and dosent buy my art the school any bum who cames to the Art Show Can Buy my art AND could wind up Anywhere.I want a piece of the pie!Yeah so i can get attention please view the site. http://www.firstartworks.com/index.html

Curse You Miley Cyrus+Notice on Further Young Grindle Podts

Yes another cruel post about the redneck (Pop) star Miley Cyrus.We all know about that bedsheet thing and really I KNEW this would happen.Lets Get real the past 3 Disney Stars have seen the light of nudity why should a (wholesome) redneck not carry the torch.Now really to say that this photo is "artsy" is so STUPID.The Bedsheets are artsy not Miley.Look im not slandering opinions im making a point Nudity during "The Rennisance" was artsy this is Wackie Nu Nu.Any way I will seriously bring it back im going to post it sometime this month ... I hope

A Dumb Idea

Im going to give you a act i honestly hate burger king despise it id put it to a end but i must say i really think this was the worst marketing pitch destroyed by my blog i watch american idol so i saw some commercials really butchering actually good music but it came to me that i say this video is sorta funny its BKs whopper Freakout so while this videos funny and all i cant help but feel bad its kinda a mediocre way of advertizing but however ( not trying to sound like Leonard Maltin) Shows the usas dependency on burgers and since valintines day is coming up i thought id write some realistic fic on this enjoy
Da Burger
Paul looked at it it was lovely he felt like shelling out cash just for clothes for it there it was a big mac he took a bite but it tasted odd he looked close at it the patty was manure and the tomato was a cocroach he still spit out he ran to the front of the line he cried" Im on a diet and this is the only burger i eat in 1000 days" he started crying the manager looked and said "listen this is a marketing campaign and ill give ya yer slop later but no promises about saliva on it but youll eat" he ran away he was sick of eating that weightwatchers crap and needed a burger he went home to see if the burger kings were closed and this is what he saw he cried and ran to his closet he got his husky clothes and started to tie knots until he made a nouse he quickly strung his neck and died his chubby dieting friend cried his one pal had died if only food service was good

2008 the year of the myspace

Hi now its the new year so my new years resolution is well nothing because hitler became evil by a new years resolutions and now look your using so called eco friendly crap like fords the edge so anyway i wanted to warn you about the following thing its called O.S.N.W its a website that is not good or funny now its what all the presidential candidates do adults theres even a colledge my friends i must warn you so ill hurt it its Social networking websites its crap its summer buetiful and its raining money and flamethrowers theyre editing my profile and using Adobe Photoshop to make you look sexy so you can invite online predators to abduct you and have sex with you ( if your lucky its Mit Romni) and heres the best part it has gifts there 1$ that is spent on a virtual panda with a t shirt saying BUY CRAP well its not enouh to any colledge students tht read my blog write that paper dont go there go here and dont buy webkinz

Young Grindle Chp.4 Educational Field Trip

As grindle matured he learned more and more but really his mom felt guilt he hasnt been anywhere for a while and the cave for a while so it was decided that he should have a field trip not the circus and decided to go to the Town history center on homeschool day so one day they went to the history center grindles mom saw her insuarance agent and thought he needed a good yappin at but she had grindle but knowing he had matured yapped anyway well knowing his mistake in years past said mother can we go see history hal she replied OK but ted you are the single worst agent on the planet well they wwent inside and sure enough a creepy looking man in a girl scoutish uniform in a disturbing voice im History sam because History hal was sick history harry ate history hal history harry got a arrested by precinct parry and here i am. well dont sing no matter what
you do said grindles mom well lets start our tur now here is mr.Gabriel he had six fingers grindle smiled he showed many hings most of witch he would never use well after the tour he had to wait in the lobby and after a while he got bored and left he walked around soon grindlesmom came t pick him up and he wasnt there she looked everywhere unil the musem was put on lockdown however it was to late he was walking across the street to starship adult entertainment and went inside he saw nudity sex the f word and his own mothers pictur he took a nap on the fuzzy floor and slept. soon enoughe was in th history center along with his mother who sighed and said never again
Chp.5 R.C.H.H.F.M.P Organization

Young Grindle Chp.3 Math Tutor

As much as Grindles mother wished she would have said " Well that really dissapoints me and i belive you should trim your mothers nosehairs" little by little she enjoyed it grindle wrote and read ok but when she asked for hime to count to ten he would say Purple g Jhonny Depp 65 1 hola 10 this scared her if he grows up thinking 9 is hola they will ask "who taught you that crap" grindle absent minded as he was would answer my mother thus digging her deeper she tried hard summer bridge said to possibly find a tutor so that if that dosent work he will be to blame and she will not have to move to Bolivia and change her name she put up a job offer on Despraterichpeople.com her description was " Retarted demon needs to learn mathematics reward 500 shillings " well sure enough people called they figure teaching a demons better then 8th graders well it came to be that the first desprate guy Jon alphya was there first when he came he told grindles mom to leave the house and he will teach math in 2 ours well grindle said hi mister are you gonna teach me mathmagic i sure am now i think the best way to learn is by song right when jon started to sing Grindle began to bleed cry shriek he shut up and called grindles mom who was getting a massage and she said "You sung" and he said" yeah " she said " Well go to hell you cruddy barber shop math tutor teach a whale how to be extinct " she rushed home to find 500 shillings gone and grindle unconcious she cried ad dipped him in water he felt better he said mama did you send him to hell she said yes
Chp.4 coming soon

Top 10 worst toys of 2007

Hi everyone merry xmas young grindle episode 3 is coming soon but after 3 or 4 years ivve made a whole buttload of lists but anyway im going to make you a list with a more comedic touch now if you sat your butt long enough to watch macys youll know we are close to xmas and hannukah so if you watch kiddo tv or cartoons you will see pretty dumb toys well here is a list of the top 10 worst toys

10.Mio Pup
Yeah its so wonderful another crappy electronic girl toy but its like a robo dog and apparentrly if you rub where his touch sensors his eyes will turn into a soccer ball or a star or a Shot bird sign but still its ok but its slogan "the future of freindship " means that friendship must really suck

9. Yu Gi Oh cards
This ones kinda self explanatory nothing says " Birth of jesus " like a demonic card game and new Gladiator booster packs yeah its the most wonderful time of the year


8. V Smile
Ok i think that the real issue with this is that this confuses parents that Metal Gear Solid will teach their children math because after all M is for math

7.Mega Blocks
Ah mega blocks huge cruddy building tools with power rangers and crappy instructions witch you dont understand well at least they ................................................................................................................................ arent a monopoly

6. Nerf Dart tag
just like yu gi oh nothing says birth of jesus like blasting each other with styrofoam darts for points and lets not forget if you wanna be the best you must by The Long shot

5 Any Disney Channel merchandise

Hooray more Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron merchandise to cover up every inch of your home for this id rather have REAL commercials

4.Any Electronic diary
Yeah my sister got one of these last xmas yeah it opened to anyone every night i take her diary and say in a girly tone "Princess" then it plays some showtune and says in a british accent Welcome Back

3.TMX Elmo
Yes the 50th or so anniversary of Tickle me elmo the toy that said the F word but now it has secret tickle spots and says someone give elmo a break ok youve ruined the economy give us a break

2.Webkinz
Last year these were cool and i was close to endorsing it on my blog but after Webkinz Mousepads Clothing bookmarks and trading cards and lets not forget deodarent i quit due to publicity and the eodarant didnt fly with the ladies

1.Baby Alive
The Creepy demonic dolls from the seventies returns with rocket urine green poop and says Mama i made a stinky or Mama its time for me to shoot you with my pee i love you to baby alive go to hell you bug eyed freak!

thank you very much i know you will have to refund but hey what have wally and marty done for you