tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68395462024-03-13T19:09:41.449-04:00Monocle BlogDuck and Cover... You IdiotArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.comBlogger133125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-85541402411966883052009-04-20T20:08:00.002-04:002009-04-20T20:29:23.190-04:00Shut Up And Click The Link<span style="font-size:78%;">Ok Listen up i've opened up a new Monocle Blog that Buffy cant ever find all you have to do is find it</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);">XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"> XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"> XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX</span><a href="http://themonocleblog.wordpress.com/">X</a><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);">XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"> XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);"> XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX</span>Ardenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-43989275950079182672009-04-10T17:03:00.004-04:002009-04-10T17:15:17.788-04:00Well this is the endHey guys i've got some really bad news. I just got an email from Miley Cyrus's lawyer, Buffy. Unfortunately they sent me a Cease or Desist order saying if I don't shut this blog down they'll fine me 1,000,000,000 U.S Dollars.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: verdana;font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">THIS IS SERIOUS!!!</span></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0); font-family: verdana;"> I'm sorry it had to end this way but I guess thats just the way the dice rolls. If you want to fight to keep MB alive please go to this link</span><span style="font-family: verdana;"> </span><a style="font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0">http://www.buffylawfirm.com</a><span style="font-family: verdana;">.</span><br /></div></div>Ardenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-871215179642084232009-03-26T17:10:00.002-04:002009-03-26T17:38:27.377-04:00Hai Gaiz WazzupH3llo Th3r3!<br /><br />Did you find Waldo? No... did you find the number 3 any where (If you said "Right after <span style="font-style: italic;">number</span>" or "Your Face" You suck.). Well this is just a perplexing epidemic of the language of Cell Phone Text Messages. Its sad that at this point we spell <span style="font-style: italic;">thanks <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">and</span></span></span></span> <span style="font-style: italic;">later </span>like this, thnx and ltr. Its honestly sad. Our literacy has gone down due to Text Messages, No longer can our literacy improve. In order to create a solution I have made a nice Presentation of the Freakishly Amazing Kid English-Equalizer or F.A.K.E. In a sense its a box with some flash cards. For extra effectivity you can put in a dictionary and other stuff.<br /><br />Only 3 Posts away to the big <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: verdana;">1<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">5<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">0</span></span></span></span>Ardenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-23062343276526678712009-03-21T17:02:00.002-04:002009-03-21T17:33:26.912-04:00Love Is In The AirwavesWell love is one of those things that really has changed over the years. Originally if you were going to make someone feel loved you would just go outright and say it. Now we make up crap to get the coveted #1 spot on the radio. <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);"><span style="font-style: italic;">Love Songs </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">are a big ticket item that for some reason took off I mean its good in all but why Love? Yeah its special but do you think anyone who wrote</span></span> a <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">Love Song </span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">is still in or ever was in <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);"><span style="font-style: italic;">Love</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">. I mean seriously the quality of the Lyrics went way down as well. I mean we went from <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyv3PJs-KBw">this</a></span></span></span></span></span> to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0U5JfGYx4c">this</a> to <span style="font-style: italic;"> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0Wv5DJhuk">bloody hell</a></span>. Well why cant we sing about something else ? There's the economy, The war, Obama, Teen Pregnancy, Or even D&D (If you dont know what that is, I admire you). Well as long as we don't make a song entitled "<span style="font-style: italic;">My life would suck without you</span>" Society is in tact. Don't Believe my clever reasoning well I wrote a Love song its called<span style="font-family: webdings;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> <br /> The Stereotypical Love Song</span></span><br />Just cuz your a slut your'e still hot.<br />I Think we should make out.<br />While our alcoholic parents smoke...<br />I will make you love me because you know what...<br /><br />Oooh Im Soo Sexah<br />Showin my Stuffz <br />Gettin Some Love Because<br />Oooh Im Soo Sexah<br />You know that i'm hot<br />Lets do it.<br /><br />I buy her some idle little gifts<br />Some chocolates, A Bunny, And a giftcard to<br />My LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE<br />She says thats the worst pick-up line<br />So She slaps me and she says goodbye<br />So now i'm depressed so I buy some Crack<br />Cuz' Of My Heart Attack<br /><br />I walk home and I say<br />A word that would probably get Finn Suspended.<br />I get a ring in my Cell Phone<br />And I reach in my pocket<br />And I Grab My Cell Phone<br />Check The Caller I.D.<br />Its Betty<br />I Answer The Phone<br />And you know what<br />In 20 Minutes Were kissing and hugging<br />And I Say Lets Get Married<br />She says why not were 16 we can Drive<br /><br />And Now we live in Alberquerque<br />Have 4 children and she says<br />I Shouldn't have went with you you<br />Lying cheating mother<br />I say hold on we cant use that language<br />And she's End THE SONG PLEASE<br />And I say Ok<br /><br />Thats The Sterotypical Love Song<br />___________________________________________________________________<br />I wrote that In health class...<br /><br />Thank you and we've almost reached 150 Posts Yay!Ardenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-34693833216756772662008-11-09T21:11:00.002-05:002008-11-09T21:38:17.623-05:00Curing Election AddictionsWelcome to Dr.Feelbeeter's Shopping Extravaganza in time for christmas, today we are talking to you about your election addiction. Since 2007 you've been injecting yourself with all this crap with Mccain Vs. Obama, Obama is a terrorist, John Mccain is found endorsing an Iraqi carbonated beverage known as Bom-Usa today we are going to be talking about this problem you have.The first step is buying my election addiction gum called Electionette <span style="font-style: italic;">It uses a little bit of Sarah Palin's Stupidity, A dash of nutmeg, And alot of Drugs.</span> Then buying my "You can quit but your not trying hard enough<span style="font-style: italic;">, Yes I am, No your not, Go to heel, Its actually hell,Shut up you stupid retard." CD set its filled with lots of intresting seminars like "Obama Never Was A Terrorist It was a lie", "Joe the plumber is actually a fry cook" </span>,and "YAY, we dont have to watch the news anymore for 4 years!" that are truly miraculous and make a perfect gift. Mabye its a little harder for you so thats why we created the "Dr.Feelbetter's sewaside commiter 3000" it kills you in just 3 easy steps and its customizable so you can choose whether you want hanging or being stabbed with a knife.We also have the official wee little obama's for your kids. Theyre so cute. Theyres a sale going on the wee lil obamas 75% on! you can also get Tivo's with every news report on the election known to man! Also we have the newest Females in 2012 T-Shirt wth Hillary Clinton or Sarah Palin. Or both for that SNL shirt you wanted but never got. Speaking of which wev'e got all the CNN reporters as barbie and ken dolls and for a limited time only Electionmon trading cards with a limited edition Palinchu Foil Card. So come on in and shop the right way with Your election addiction curing superstore DFS.<br /><span style="font-size:78%;">All sales final people buying the Electionette gum experienced rotting eyeballs bleeding vomiting constant urge to wipe but snot kidneystones and gas zorin is not meant to imply to any current events results may vary .We are not responsible for any sewasides cofee makers blowing up. Tivos were stolen. Wolf blitzer ken doll does not talk palinchu stuffed doll out of stock go away buy the stuff dont read this why are you ahh loser.</span>Ardenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-44219941920693910572008-10-15T19:16:00.002-04:002008-10-15T20:40:36.075-04:00Debate Prep For IKNN<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPaLFbCrNqI/AAAAAAAAAFk/49tTN9pr3CI/s1600-h/a96e77.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPaLFbCrNqI/AAAAAAAAAFk/49tTN9pr3CI/s200/a96e77.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257542540276217506" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Fox: Hello I'm your moderator Fox Rudolph here with the best political team on blogger and we are just <span style="font-style: italic;">hours </span>away from witnessing an old man make a fool of himself on live television. So since we have little time on our hands and the night is young we'll bring you our predictions on the debate. For our first question: How will the candidates react to the economic crisis.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPZ9MKr4u9I/AAAAAAAAAEs/Cy62qn81F-Y/s1600-h/810921.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPZ9MKr4u9I/AAAAAAAAAEs/Cy62qn81F-Y/s200/810921.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257527262981962706" border="0" /></a><br />Eisinhower: You know Fox John Mcain really is good at debates especially in the town hall format so thats why I didnt watch the debate last week because I knew he would win. But overall I think Mcain knows what he is talking about, unless he's talking about Obama. The economy he would handle well In my opinion he's gonna just blabber about taxes and be retarted for 90 minutes. But i still love you Mcain.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPaASin2DmI/AAAAAAAAAE8/ePYrswVcq48/s1600-h/a96e77.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPaASin2DmI/AAAAAAAAAE8/ePYrswVcq48/s200/a96e77.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257530671021559394" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPaCe3lQb_I/AAAAAAAAAFE/u4Gu76-2Xfo/s1600-h/15b884.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPaCe3lQb_I/AAAAAAAAAFE/u4Gu76-2Xfo/s200/15b884.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257533081829535730" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Fox:I see... well we got lucky enough to get in touch with vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Ms.Palin are you in.<br />Palin:Hello out there in New York.<br />Fox:Uh yes Ms.Palin what do you define as a Washington outsider.<br />Palin: Well Fox you know ive never been outside of good old Alaska where we can see russia from my houe.<br />Fox:Thats Just Wonderful... Now what is your view on what makes a maverick well a maverick.<br />Palin: Well you know i'd like to answer that question but ive got this great joke we tell in Alaska how do you tell the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull?<br />Fox: Lipstick<br />Palin: Wow you know that joke like a native alaskan.<br />Fox: Just one more question do you believe global warming is manmade.<br />Palin:No its just god giving us a big hug.<br />Fox:Okay that was Vice Presidential Pick Sarah Palin<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPZ_8yTgTgI/AAAAAAAAAE0/y37Xf9g7uzw/s1600-h/a96e77.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPZ_8yTgTgI/AAAAAAAAAE0/y37Xf9g7uzw/s200/a96e77.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257530297274093058" border="0" /></a>Fox:Thank Goodness thats over that Palin lady is just plain retarted he-he.Well anyway now that thats over were going to tune in with California State University where we have a group of un-decided voters who just so happen to care enough to watch the debate here were getting live sattelite feed from this group with Clairice Veronica<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPaH6YDx9RI/AAAAAAAAAFU/g1DdwvEADDk/s1600-h/4d4140.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPaH6YDx9RI/AAAAAAAAAFU/g1DdwvEADDk/s200/4d4140.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257539051962103058" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPaKOktFj1I/AAAAAAAAAFc/ihN69FeUlVw/s1600-h/da5c61.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPaKOktFj1I/AAAAAAAAAFc/ihN69FeUlVw/s200/da5c61.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257541597977218898" border="0" /></a><br />Clarice: Well here we have multiple Undecided voters who each have a device that will affect the little line you see at the bottom of your screen weve explained to them how to use it. Now we will talk to one of these randomly selected unsworn voters<br />Voter:Hey Mom thanks for letting me talk on TV.<br />Clarice:Your welcome now who do you support in this race<br />Voter:I dont support nobody im a undecided duh.<br />Clarice:Back To you fox.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPaFIRdxbWI/AAAAAAAAAFM/w5DGwEj2AFE/s1600-h/a96e77.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SPaFIRdxbWI/AAAAAAAAAFM/w5DGwEj2AFE/s200/a96e77.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257535992175357282" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Fox:Well its almost time for the debate im sleepy and we will be back soon with poll results until then goodnightArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-80913491596671388902008-09-04T18:11:00.003-04:002008-09-04T18:26:24.292-04:00Arden For PresidentToday there's been a lot of debate over fuel prices should we drill or should we not drill in Yellowstone national park.If im to be elected president i will in alternate clean fuels such as Antimatter and Isotopes.Also ill send out all the economic stimulus checks you want so you just email me when you want an economic stimulus package.Ill also open up forums online so i can get in touch with people.Ill make taxes more affordable and just by calling a 1-800 number you can pay the low low price of 19.95$.Ill also end our current war in Iraq and start a new war with our real enemies Utah,and Canada.So what are you waiting for vote for me you wont regret.<br /><span style="font-style:italic;"></span>Seriously though don't vote for me.Ardenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-40949048912588665472008-08-30T09:52:00.002-04:002008-08-30T10:03:25.124-04:00Labor DayThe day after tomorrow is a very special day its labor day the day when everyone celebrates their job...By not doing it.Wow I never noticed how STUPID that is until now.I do like the day of in all but still shouldn't you celebrate you working by working?<br />Did the government just want a day off or something.So I officially decree that September 1st 2008 should now be called No Labor Day when we celebrate the lazy bum inside us all.Where all the doctors don't give a care about "Some stranger we Dont know about who is injured" and fry cooks get paid double to make mediocre burgers all day.So this labor day just be that lazy bum we all know you are.Ardenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-12725897398243325842008-08-08T08:47:00.001-04:002008-08-08T08:47:36.855-04:00Reminding the world Obama Will Win<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>Well Elections Are Coming Soon i want to add some memoroblia of the political punch line President bush.So lets remind 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Jokes at JibJab</a></div></div>Ardenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-27256141886878882762008-08-03T20:32:00.004-04:002008-08-03T21:04:01.349-04:00Holiday Mascot REJECTSWell with the holidays starting right after Halloween I figure its time to tell of the marvelous rejects of the holiday mascots.You know Santa Claus,The Easter Bunny you know the ones you tell your kids to make them shut the crap up yeah those.Well Santa went through Mr. or Mrs. Mascot yeah so enjoy this montage.<br /><br />Norman New Year-Every new years eve he would slide down the new years day pole and put a diaper under your pillow filled with baby new years crap.He unfortunately was kicked off and his tribal flame was extuinguished.<br /><br />Black Friday Bluebird-He Sings the pleasant sound of company jingles and lays eggs filled with promotions.He unfortunately was kidnapped by Russians and forced into Communism.<br /><br />Birthdta Caklaus-when its your birthday make sure to leave ice cream and syrup for Birthdta Caklaus if you do he will give you a fresh birthday cake in your leiderhosen and shnitzels via email.Why he wasnt excepted well Radda Radda Radda Radda.<br /><br />Halloweenie on every halloween night if you stay up till midnight the butcher cuts the fresh weiners in half and feed it to notty boys and girls.<br /><br />Well there you have it be extra good so Hallowenie dosent show up at your houseArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-25218342030999725592008-07-29T20:35:00.004-04:002008-07-29T21:01:57.039-04:00Dont You Buy JC Penny Dont Dont DontWell summers pretty much dead after being shot multiple times by the school system we all have to face the reality of Bullies,Standardized Tests,and Black Friday.Well before the massive failures,Wedgies,Or new 2 disc special editions of MOMMY FIGHTS Season 2 Brawl at the mall we have to deal with the harshest reality of all Back To School Shopping.Dont worry we have some helpful hints on buying the least amount of crap with your Christmas budget.First and foremost Back to school shopping lists are for Wiping your butt on.For example one time i got this awesome back pack that was awesome well all my teachers said it was "Harder to Organize" or whatever but our crappy society tells us we have to do that list so be just a little rebellious.Next and more importantly is your backpack just a word Dont buy any Target,Wal-Mart,K-Mart,Or Buy n Large Backpacks.after the first day of school they rip open and are useless :(. Now that ive explained Supply safety lets talk Commercial safety.If your about to commit sew aside from that Retarded JC Penny Commercial ("Dont You Forget About Me Dont Dont Dont").Now first im going to be very fair and say if your watching TV all summer you're a bum go outside for Petes own sake go in the pool.But if you insist a good tip is just mute it so you dont have to hear dont multiple times so what are you waiting for Go let the public school system eat your wallet drink some lemonade and watch mommy fights!Ardenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-39243851391323599262008-07-07T22:03:00.002-04:002008-07-07T22:48:29.635-04:00Summer Movies 1 ReviewIts Summer the time people spend by the beach reading dumb books about stolen art and losers dating. But now we can all stay inside where its nice and air conditioned and watch good movies.Unfortunately some of them suck really bad now im gonna review every summer movie ive seen in a swirling cornucopia of every directors dream and somes worst nightmare<br /><br />Iron Man-Really Iron Mans my favorite superhero.Its great seeing a self centered butt hole turn into a Good old Democrat.But it was kinda weird seeing the bad people being iraqis not chinese people.Plus they have to have a love life why Pepper Potts.Shes a freaking geezer in the comics not some lady.But even though it wasnt true to the comic its a great movie.Tony Stark was great he had a wii i loved it alot. 95%<br /><br />Speed Racer-Alot of people criticize Speed Racer saying it was stupid i say good things about it was great the special effects were amazing the story was great and probably the best Racecar movie ive ever seen. 90%<br /><br />Indiana Jones:Kingdom of the crystal skull<br />Ive always wanted a Indy Star Wars Crossover except i had no clue it would end up to this.Harrison ford looks like he just came out of the old folks home the return of Marion was odd and the amount of CGI wound up to make it feel animated and cartoony the fact its based in the 60s is as stupid plus ALIENS Lucas have you lost it its overall crazy crappy. 54%<br /><br />Prince Caspian<br />Long story short narnias about to be sold as real estate when Ben Barnes meets Jackie Jenny Lucas and Carl the fight the idiot tamarins and go fight evildoers but Susan and peters contract with walden expires so you will never see those to again but really this movie is awful lame. 85%<br /><br />Get Smart<br />Ahh the first hillarious movie its sleek and stupid Russians antoginize with anne hathaway (21) and Steve Carell (40) Dating and Really Bad Action Sequences youll pee in your pants laughing. 93%<br /><br />Kung Fu Panda<br />Action Movie yes Comedy no its physical gags plus crappy jokes with good characters and good kung fu but of all things dont expect comedy please.<br /><br />Wall.E<br />A good addition to pixars wall of fame all though this one felt High cost of low pricey and secretly backing Obama but still its great its funny and plays hello Dolly alot but still a excellent movie. 98%<br /><br />Well thats it ill be back with more reviewsArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-42195279972620139272008-06-30T22:35:00.004-04:002008-06-30T23:01:01.128-04:00The Makings Of a Classsic fairy tale<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SGmd5IkC_MI/AAAAAAAAADg/ZV_wevjeboM/s1600-h/despereauxtrailertop.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SGmd5IkC_MI/AAAAAAAAADg/ZV_wevjeboM/s200/despereauxtrailertop.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5217875248162208962" /></a><br />In 2003 a book called the Tale Of Despero was released now sometime in the next year universal will be releasing a movie on this.Now on the Little kiddy Regal Firstlook i saw promos for that dumb Space Chimps Movie and Journey To The Center of the earth.Well one was a promo for that despero movie that they claimed to be a CLASSIC Fairy tale.Well to help universal and the retard writer of despero help classify a Classic Fairy Tail ive made a few hints.First of all the authors name must rhyme with Smuthers Himm or Sans Histian Manderson or something like that.Next it has to be written before 1985 not 2003 im serious call a 5 year old baby a oldy goldy and people will consider you a freaking idiot! Also there has to be SOME Blood and Gore because seriously disney movies are like a coke without bubbles all the actual classic fairy tales have some gore.Well Hope your tiny brains are not overloaded if you want you can get some hot milk and read it slower universal i know reading is big and badArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-17527012478203644572008-05-13T10:19:00.001-04:002008-05-13T10:19:09.115-04:00Appliance Direct! (Wakkie Nu Nu)<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p><object height='350' width='425'><param value='http://youtube.com/v/CgxcYz5cLN8' name='movie'/><embed height='350' width='425' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://youtube.com/v/CgxcYz5cLN8'/></object></p><p>Well i suppose your curious this is endlessly looping in Florida theres more i will post so enjoy i guess</p></div>Ardenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-89585292950902424332008-05-13T09:43:00.003-04:002008-05-13T10:04:56.709-04:00First Art Works The Greatest Intellectual Property Hiest of the Century!<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SCmf5nkBclI/AAAAAAAAADQ/fNBe06krT1M/s1600-h/logo.gif"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6xWgsXOIWQc/SCmf5nkBclI/AAAAAAAAADQ/fNBe06krT1M/s200/logo.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199863056997380690" /></a><br />Yeah when I have a day off and have nothing to do I guess I might as well write some posts.First of all I love making money by drawing its great seriously I can get 50 bucks selling Mario For President Bumper stickers all the freaking time.Now First Art Works is a different story first they come to Your school and ask "Let us use YOUR property and steal students art and make a art show so your students have to buy stuff they made and we will give you 20% of all our profit." Ok the 20% part was sorta wholesome but they said PROFIT not Gross so thats mabye 2 bucks a painting so mabye alltogether assuming everyone shelled out 30$ to get thier kids painting(s) it might be 200$.Next You have a loophole on the first art works website it says "The person with the access code (provided by the school) has first choice to purchase the Original art package. If the Original art package is purchased online prior to the show, the art will be shipped to the purchaser and will NOT be on display at the show. " In other words Beef O Bradys CAN Buy My art if my mom is lazy and dosent buy my art the school any bum who cames to the Art Show Can Buy my art AND could wind up Anywhere.I want a piece of the pie!Yeah so i can get attention please view the site. http://www.firstartworks.com/index.htmlArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-7072497332206245902008-05-12T17:41:00.003-04:002008-05-12T17:53:33.274-04:00Curse You Miley Cyrus+Notice on Further Young Grindle PodtsYes another cruel post about the redneck (Pop) star Miley Cyrus.We all know about that bedsheet thing and really I KNEW this would happen.Lets Get real the past 3 Disney Stars have seen the light of nudity why should a (wholesome) redneck not carry the torch.Now really to say that this photo is "artsy" is so STUPID.The Bedsheets are artsy not Miley.Look im not slandering opinions im making a point Nudity during "The Rennisance" was artsy this is Wackie Nu Nu.Any way I will seriously bring it back im going to post it sometime this month ... I hopeArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-21894434128697123882008-01-29T21:41:00.001-05:002008-03-02T21:46:23.454-05:00A Dumb IdeaIm going to give you a act i honestly hate burger king despise it id put it to a end but i must say i really think this was the worst marketing pitch destroyed by my blog i watch american idol so i saw some commercials really butchering actually good music but it came to me that i say this video is sorta funny its BKs whopper Freakout so while this videos funny and all i cant help but feel bad its kinda a mediocre way of advertizing but however ( not trying to sound like Leonard Maltin) Shows the usas dependency on burgers and since valintines day is coming up i thought id write some realistic fic on this enjoy<br />Da Burger<br />Paul looked at it it was lovely he felt like shelling out cash just for clothes for it there it was a big mac he took a bite but it tasted odd he looked close at it the patty was manure and the tomato was a cocroach he still spit out he ran to the front of the line he cried" Im on a diet and this is the only burger i eat in 1000 days" he started crying the manager looked and said "listen this is a marketing campaign and ill give ya yer slop later but no promises about saliva on it but youll eat" he ran away he was sick of eating that weightwatchers crap and needed a burger he went home to see if the burger kings were closed and this is what he saw <object width="424" height="355"><br /> <param name="movie" value="http://www.whopperfreakout.com/embed.swf"></param><br /> <embed src="http://www.whopperfreakout.com/embed.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="424" height="355"></embed><br /></object> he cried and ran to his closet he got his husky clothes and started to tie knots until he made a nouse he quickly strung his neck and died his chubby dieting friend cried his one pal had died if only food service was goodArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-16263410424851862472008-01-09T21:27:00.000-05:002008-01-09T21:49:04.779-05:002008 the year of the myspaceHi now its the new year so my new years resolution is well nothing because hitler became evil by a new years resolutions and now look your using so called eco friendly crap like fords the edge so anyway i wanted to warn you about the following thing its called O.S.N.W its a website that is not good or funny now its what all the presidential candidates do adults theres even a colledge my friends i must warn you so ill hurt it its Social networking websites its crap its summer buetiful and its raining money and flamethrowers theyre editing my profile and using Adobe Photoshop to make you look sexy so you can invite online predators to abduct you and have sex with you ( if your lucky its Mit Romni) and heres the best part it has gifts there 1$ that is spent on a virtual panda with a t shirt saying BUY CRAP well its not enouh to any colledge students tht read my blog write that paper dont go there go here and dont buy webkinzArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-23539927982847405932007-12-17T21:02:00.000-05:002007-12-17T21:32:24.049-05:00Young Grindle Chp.4 Educational Field TripAs grindle matured he learned more and more but really his mom felt guilt he hasnt been anywhere for a while and the cave for a while so it was decided that he should have a field trip not the circus and decided to go to the Town history center on homeschool day so one day they went to the history center grindles mom saw her insuarance agent and thought he needed a good yappin at but she had grindle but knowing he had matured yapped anyway well knowing his mistake in years past said mother can we go see history hal she replied OK but ted you are the single worst agent on the planet well they wwent inside and sure enough a creepy looking man in a girl scoutish uniform in a disturbing voice im History sam because History hal was sick history harry ate history hal history harry got a arrested by precinct parry and here i am. well dont sing no matter what <br />you do said grindles mom well lets start our tur now here is mr.Gabriel he had six fingers grindle smiled he showed many hings most of witch he would never use well after the tour he had to wait in the lobby and after a while he got bored and left he walked around soon grindlesmom came t pick him up and he wasnt there she looked everywhere unil the musem was put on lockdown however it was to late he was walking across the street to starship adult entertainment and went inside he saw nudity sex the f word and his own mothers pictur he took a nap on the fuzzy floor and slept. soon enoughe was in th history center along with his mother who sighed and said never again<br />Chp.5 R.C.H.H.F.M.P OrganizationArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-75716986670929596362007-12-13T20:55:00.000-05:002007-12-13T21:18:31.636-05:00Young Grindle Chp.3 Math TutorAs much as Grindles mother wished she would have said " Well that really dissapoints me and i belive you should trim your mothers nosehairs" little by little she enjoyed it grindle wrote and read ok but when she asked for hime to count to ten he would say Purple g Jhonny Depp 65 1 hola 10 this scared her if he grows up thinking 9 is hola they will ask "who taught you that crap" grindle absent minded as he was would answer my mother thus digging her deeper she tried hard summer bridge said to possibly find a tutor so that if that dosent work he will be to blame and she will not have to move to Bolivia and change her name she put up a job offer on Despraterichpeople.com her description was " Retarted demon needs to learn mathematics reward 500 shillings " well sure enough people called they figure teaching a demons better then 8th graders well it came to be that the first desprate guy Jon alphya was there first when he came he told grindles mom to leave the house and he will teach math in 2 ours well grindle said hi mister are you gonna teach me mathmagic i sure am now i think the best way to learn is by song right when jon started to sing Grindle began to bleed cry shriek he shut up and called grindles mom who was getting a massage and she said "You sung" and he said" yeah " she said " Well go to hell you cruddy barber shop math tutor teach a whale how to be extinct " she rushed home to find 500 shillings gone and grindle unconcious she cried ad dipped him in water he felt better he said mama did you send him to hell she said yes <br />Chp.4 coming soonArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-404623649300546202007-12-12T20:01:00.000-05:002007-12-12T20:45:52.784-05:00Top 10 worst toys of 2007Hi everyone merry xmas young grindle episode 3 is coming soon but after 3 or 4 years ivve made a whole buttload of lists but anyway im going to make you a list with a more comedic touch now if you sat your butt long enough to watch macys youll know we are close to xmas and hannukah so if you watch kiddo tv or cartoons you will see pretty dumb toys well here is a list of the top 10 worst toys<br /><br />10.Mio Pup<br />Yeah its so wonderful another crappy electronic girl toy but its like a robo dog and apparentrly if you rub where his touch sensors his eyes will turn into a soccer ball or a star or a Shot bird sign but still its ok but its slogan "the future of freindship " means that friendship must really suck<br /><br />9. Yu Gi Oh cards<br /> This ones kinda self explanatory nothing says " Birth of jesus " like a demonic card game and new Gladiator booster packs yeah its the most wonderful time of the year<br /><br /><br />8. V Smile<br />Ok i think that the real issue with this is that this confuses parents that Metal Gear Solid will teach their children math because after all M is for math<br /><br />7.Mega Blocks<br />Ah mega blocks huge cruddy building tools with power rangers and crappy instructions witch you dont understand well at least they ................................................................................................................................ arent a monopoly<br /><br />6. Nerf Dart tag<br />just like yu gi oh nothing says birth of jesus like blasting each other with styrofoam darts for points and lets not forget if you wanna be the best you must by The Long shot<br /><br />5 Any Disney Channel merchandise <br /><br />Hooray more Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron merchandise to cover up every inch of your home for this id rather have REAL commercials<br /><br />4.Any Electronic diary<br />Yeah my sister got one of these last xmas yeah it opened to anyone every night i take her diary and say in a girly tone "Princess" then it plays some showtune and says in a british accent Welcome Back<br /><br />3.TMX Elmo<br />Yes the 50th or so anniversary of Tickle me elmo the toy that said the F word but now it has secret tickle spots and says someone give elmo a break ok youve ruined the economy give us a break<br /><br />2.Webkinz<br />Last year these were cool and i was close to endorsing it on my blog but after Webkinz Mousepads Clothing bookmarks and trading cards and lets not forget deodarent i quit due to publicity and the eodarant didnt fly with the ladies<br /><br />1.Baby Alive<br />The Creepy demonic dolls from the seventies returns with rocket urine green poop and says Mama i made a stinky or Mama its time for me to shoot you with my pee i love you to baby alive go to hell you bug eyed freak! <br /><br />thank you very much i know you will have to refund but hey what have wally and marty done for youArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-53710446310809529492007-12-09T16:34:00.000-05:002007-12-09T17:13:13.130-05:00Homeschooling Grindle Chp.2 the basicsGrindles mom didnt have very much of a clue how to teach a kid how to read write or even count all she had a clue was all over the television during all the weekends before that faithful expulsion of schools on earth mars or canada so thats were Thon yonder Barney came in he possibly didnt teach a dang thing so it got to the point where all that was left to do was get a summer bridge teaching your "Special" child how to do easy stuff that you just plain do without giving a hell of a thought as the mother watched grindle sing " If all the raindrops were rum drops oh how drunk we would be" while screaming finnaly she turned of the tv and said " My darling its time you learned how to read and write" Grindle said Ok quickly she started reading the best way to teach your child how to read is by reading to the child this stimulates the Readdy part of the brain unfortunatly she did not have a book just Thoust Pepole Magizine she started reading Bob Barketh from if the price is right had ... Oh my lets see Milie Cyrus had sung my goodies have goodies to Zak Efron and the next day was reported to Oh crap well uh why dont you read this page said Grindles mom Grindle read Mr.Magoriums wonder emporium is for ... as grindles mother listned she felt proud that her son was reading and soon enough she bought a book for grindle called The Special Child grindle read then his mom asked him to write a synopsis of the book unfortunatley she had bought it from some guy standing in the middle of nowhere as she read Dis Buk (alot of his words are misspelled) Telz de stori of Cwint Dwen a speshal edid chiyld who thnks the wurld is a eg she was dissapointed no conclusion no beggining no end she knew he had alot of stuff to learn <br />Tune in next Week for meArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-81976544032392727502007-11-24T22:57:00.000-05:002007-11-24T23:07:51.334-05:00Homeschooling Grindle Chp.1 Day CareBy now your probably wondering why He is home schooled because A. Beowulf’s an idiot and he lies and had sex with Nikki Parker but he was still schooled in 4th Grade B. His Moms Freaking hot or C. He hates loud music. Well yeah 2/3ds of those are true but this is probably why. Grindle attended a Day Care known as Smiley Odeon acres. It was decent and for maybe a week or so Grindle behaved until his mother was talking on her cell phone cussing saying awful swear words. This was due to her car breaking down and her insurance had expired. “Well go to hell you sweaty swine because your mom is as ugly as the nose hairs of some cadaver,” Exclaimed His Mother! Now Grindle heard possibly every word that she had said and that it’s natural to mimic it. The very next day Mrs.Sunbun said awfully gleefully “Okay everyone its no put down day and those really hurt so lets hear some nice words lets start with Grindle” Grindle quickly mimicked “Well go to hell you sweaty swine because your mom is as ugly as the nose hairs of some cadaver”. This automatically created a huge controversy and soon the county was involved the State was involved and soon they decided that he had to be home schooled because they decided the only place where those words could be accepted is at home. Well I guess it’s better than repeating Mrs. Sunbun’s private life tune in next week for chapter 2 The Basics.<br /><br />Grindle Beowulf and all related characters are not owned by me because the person who wrote the original is dead <br />But the phrase “Well go to hell you sweaty swine because your mom is as ugly as the nose hairs of some cadaver,” is in all ways nesescary owned buy Monocle Blog Enterprises Copywright 2007 all rights reserved .<br />P.S say it to your friends and you owe me a nickelArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-89124116582319201792007-10-11T18:11:00.000-04:002007-10-11T18:39:26.778-04:00Who is hannah montana?There are very many wrongs in this world war poverty combination locks but out of all things on this planet we call earth there is one stupid littlething its called disney channel not all of that rathole channel just non walt disney crap i mean walt was dead even before the disney channels begginig but somewee walts watching high school musical throwing miniature trains at Zac Efron and Miley Cyrus . now honestly nobody watches that crap cause of the plot no its cause zac efron looks like a young ken doll or a girl . but even thogh HSM is a bigger problem problem it has a ok moral like " be yourself" and all that morality crap that you find in Dalai Llamma wise peaceful bubble gum . Hannah Montana has a stupid moral but For those of you who do not have a daughter or a sister or a life here is the plot Hannah montana is a stupid girl named miley with a redneck type of bonjovi dad and a brother who needs to run away in season 3 with stupid freinds named lily who looks hotter than miley and oliver whos the bad seed in a potato patch bt mily is a famous pop star but wants to go to a public school so she keeps it secret. now ocassianly this is funny but when the hannah montana cd came out things got ugly her songs are like an other teen disney star STUPID and PREWRITTEN so if anyone like i dont know Kenny ortega or Billy ray cyrus wants to complain go ahead i need a colledge educationArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6839546.post-17635158039200641252007-05-17T20:51:00.000-04:002007-05-17T21:09:33.296-04:00Cats (what the hell is a jellial cat)If i were to find something to entertain juvinile toddlers i would of picked Cats and Rigadoon but since rigadoon is almost extinct Cats is my only option and i feel as if that my cat is just stupider first off it has absoluetly no hell of a plot not close<br />to something like ( A novel) will be made of that musical . its like Ra Ta Ta Hes A Curious cat Gaw lee ya didnt have to pull british english on me. Another absuelotuly terrible detail is your found inside a sewer gators digestive track its like You dont look like cats And you Dont look like people you look like Hooker Werewolves . And My final Question is WHAT THE HELL is a jellical cat i dont understand or is it Jelly Donught Cats or Jolly Good Cats? Fin End of discussion<br /> Andrew Lloyd Webber if you have any possible comments/complaints/Hooker Werewolf musical adds please commentArdenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12660734516429726501noreply@blogger.com0