Love Is In The Airwaves

Well love is one of those things that really has changed over the years. Originally if you were going to make someone feel loved you would just go outright and say it. Now we make up crap to get the coveted #1 spot on the radio. Love Songs are a big ticket item that for some reason took off I mean its good in all but why Love? Yeah its special but do you think anyone who wrote a Love Song is still in or ever was in Love. I mean seriously the quality of the Lyrics went way down as well. I mean we went from this to this to bloody hell. Well why cant we sing about something else ? There's the economy, The war, Obama, Teen Pregnancy, Or even D&D (If you dont know what that is, I admire you). Well as long as we don't make a song entitled "My life would suck without you" Society is in tact. Don't Believe my clever reasoning well I wrote a Love song its called
The Stereotypical Love Song
Just cuz your a slut your'e still hot.
I Think we should make out.
While our alcoholic parents smoke...
I will make you love me because you know what...

Oooh Im Soo Sexah
Showin my Stuffz
Gettin Some Love Because
Oooh Im Soo Sexah
You know that i'm hot
Lets do it.

I buy her some idle little gifts
Some chocolates, A Bunny, And a giftcard to
My LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
She says thats the worst pick-up line
So She slaps me and she says goodbye
So now i'm depressed so I buy some Crack
Cuz' Of My Heart Attack

I walk home and I say
A word that would probably get Finn Suspended.
I get a ring in my Cell Phone
And I reach in my pocket
And I Grab My Cell Phone
Check The Caller I.D.
Its Betty
I Answer The Phone
And you know what
In 20 Minutes Were kissing and hugging
And I Say Lets Get Married
She says why not were 16 we can Drive

And Now we live in Alberquerque
Have 4 children and she says
I Shouldn't have went with you you
Lying cheating mother
I say hold on we cant use that language
And she's End THE SONG PLEASE
And I say Ok

Thats The Sterotypical Love Song
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I wrote that In health class...

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