Monday, April 20, 2009

Shut Up And Click The Link

Ok Listen up i've opened up a new Monocle Blog that Buffy cant ever find all you have to do is find it


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Friday, April 10, 2009

Well this is the end

Hey guys i've got some really bad news. I just got an email from Miley Cyrus's lawyer, Buffy. Unfortunately they sent me a Cease or Desist order saying if I don't shut this blog down they'll fine me 1,000,000,000 U.S Dollars.

THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

I'm sorry it had to end this way but I guess thats just the way the dice rolls. If you want to fight to keep MB alive please go to this link http://www.buffylawfirm.com.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Hai Gaiz Wazzup

H3llo Th3r3!

Did you find Waldo? No... did you find the number 3 any where (If you said "Right after number" or "Your Face" You suck.). Well this is just a perplexing epidemic of the language of Cell Phone Text Messages. Its sad that at this point we spell thanks and later like this, thnx and ltr. Its honestly sad. Our literacy has gone down due to Text Messages, No longer can our literacy improve. In order to create a solution I have made a nice Presentation of the Freakishly Amazing Kid English-Equalizer or F.A.K.E. In a sense its a box with some flash cards. For extra effectivity you can put in a dictionary and other stuff.

Only 3 Posts away to the big 150

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Love Is In The Airwaves

Well love is one of those things that really has changed over the years. Originally if you were going to make someone feel loved you would just go outright and say it. Now we make up crap to get the coveted #1 spot on the radio. Love Songs are a big ticket item that for some reason took off I mean its good in all but why Love? Yeah its special but do you think anyone who wrote a Love Song is still in or ever was in Love. I mean seriously the quality of the Lyrics went way down as well. I mean we went from this to this to bloody hell. Well why cant we sing about something else ? There's the economy, The war, Obama, Teen Pregnancy, Or even D&D (If you dont know what that is, I admire you). Well as long as we don't make a song entitled "My life would suck without you" Society is in tact. Don't Believe my clever reasoning well I wrote a Love song its called
The Stereotypical Love Song

Just cuz your a slut your'e still hot.
I Think we should make out.
While our alcoholic parents smoke...
I will make you love me because you know what...

Oooh Im Soo Sexah
Showin my Stuffz
Gettin Some Love Because
Oooh Im Soo Sexah
You know that i'm hot
Lets do it.

I buy her some idle little gifts
Some chocolates, A Bunny, And a giftcard to
My LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
She says thats the worst pick-up line
So She slaps me and she says goodbye
So now i'm depressed so I buy some Crack
Cuz' Of My Heart Attack

I walk home and I say
A word that would probably get Finn Suspended.
I get a ring in my Cell Phone
And I reach in my pocket
And I Grab My Cell Phone
Check The Caller I.D.
Its Betty
I Answer The Phone
And you know what
In 20 Minutes Were kissing and hugging
And I Say Lets Get Married
She says why not were 16 we can Drive

And Now we live in Alberquerque
Have 4 children and she says
I Shouldn't have went with you you
Lying cheating mother
I say hold on we cant use that language
And she's End THE SONG PLEASE
And I say Ok

Thats The Sterotypical Love Song
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I wrote that In health class...

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