Tuesday, December 12, 2006

W park




Hi kids im george
w bush and from now on i have made W prak it has 4 lands Piecof crap saddaum hussein land Iraq land Violence land and W land eat at the Iraq Baquery for Iraq cookies Evil Sadduam eclaires and bombberry muffins and weve got the loser politcal leaders Torcher show Well be feeding to the elaphants kerry edwards mark taylor and suddam hussien and meet Soldy the Soldier Mikey the Missle and Ricky my Razor also ride the big lie coaster as big as the lies and the doofus demecrat great republican hall of fame featuring me and man weve got Guns in our gift shop W stickers John kerry isnt merry stickers and watch a W cartoon so have america be represented in violence i mean fun

Breaking News

Ch.64 news THERES A SALE ON BALONEE AT TRADER JOES in other news Santa has been arested due to grand theft of bill gates home all we fond was a nuclear device.A I,O,U sign from Mr.OJ and trader joes balonee lets talk with bob on traffic after these messages Is Your martian child a nickempoop do they constantly not eat thier chocolate layer cake food pills then call 89X-770 -BLARG for Grappos kidnapping agency And now a traffic report one of the light sets fell on a car so huge delays near lake lanier and by washington Rd. well be right back Hey Kids Do you like grenades rocket launchers saddaum hussien voodo dolls then go to W land first person gets a Iraq shaped cookie ride the big lie coaster its as high as bushs lies play warcraft in our signuture McDonalds so America stands for violence i mean fun well in other news W park is opening may 9th have a good day

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

The Test of moral values

1.You have a bully you
a.Tell someone
b.Forgive him
c.Deal with it
d.Kill Him
2.What movie should you see
a.Sinkytubbies
b.Babies in Ponyland
c.Accountant George
d.Ladys In Sex
3.Theres a lady she needs help crossing the street you
a.help
b.find a boy scout
c.Dont Care
d.Stop wait and push
4.you forgot your homework
A.stop caring
b.steal the answer sheet
c.my daddys wallet is full he can afford my future
d. all of the abve
All answers are D

Extreme Diet Coke & Mentos

This had to be sticky watch and get thirsty
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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Like Boyz part 1

Hello welcome to like mall girls the show where you stylin on out come on stylin on in stay out im brat trab were here at radsville mall its like so near christmas time and egg nogg perfume is out and thats in yo also lets check out our weather report
gnipohs shopping well were expecting rain so all reletives will go like Shoppping yep our folks will Like so totally ping there credit cards also Breaking News a new establishment is being built at credito cardo mall and its its Game Barn heuh huh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ok calm down natasha when will it be finished FRIDAY ugh
To Be continued
In Memory of a dearly Devoted freind 11/04/06

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Battle of the Fools



hello young fools do you want to be hot sexy and be covered in gold chains join the T force our modo is dont take any pity just shoot the fool (dpf) for short those fools cancellin my show i dont piity the fool yah (static)Uncle sam wants you to join the us army doing so is patriotic join us as we sing a (static)Those us army fools they charge 50$ for(static)colledge so come on fight that fool Mr. T he should pity (static) Uncle Sam!(static)

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Halloween advertisement orientational film strip

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hello beginning TV network well talk about you and your commercials here's what you should be advertising for Monday Halloween Tuesday Halloween Wensday Halloween Thursday Spooky government Os but that sucks more than last year
Friday Halloween here's what citizens think of Halloween commercials don't watch SCENE MISSING even Celebes like ween commercials Britney likes ween ads Jamie lynn likes ween ads Terry Cullen likes ween ads if you make over 30 ween ads well send you all 30 volumes of Mc Graw Hill Music Textbooks and if you make 50 you'll receive American history for children vhs and DVD's well Nat Oatmeal Month stunk but this time well get um i mean Happy Halloween ad

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Mr, Waldorf is changing my mind about patrols

So about 2 weeks ago i had gotten a new post in patrols Mrs Reeds class Mrs is possibly one of the nicest teachers in the Dekalb county school area but it just so happens that Mr.waldorf is the worst sub ever and Mrs reed broke out in cancer Mrs. Reeds class wasn't the same so im working hard and he doesn't even ask what's my name he just calls me patrol now you're asking why don't you ask for a new post well if i do i wont get the patrol trip to Gatlinburg so if i show up 1 minute past bla bla bla you need to get here early so one day after hearing the redundant story's of Dr. Waldorf ( sounds like a 007 movie) he comes in thin he finally asks me my name its Arden today i thought mr.waldorf is calm today still i think hes crazy but he's calm

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Buddha Buddha Bup Black Hair

In All children actors career once they hit puberty there ratings go straight down the pooper For Example Mary Kate and Ashley
Who made Mystery Movies (if you wanna watch em there at thrift land) that were ok grew up now there in PG 13 Comedys Cussing at the hall moniter And they all die their hair Another color But Yesterday I saw the Parent trap it was good but i wondered is that Lindsey Lohan in it so today i checked sure enough Lindsey Lohan so i think you should not die your hair like the tado tee twins if you are a huge celeb DONT DIE YOUR HAIR or else front line of entertainment weekly and if not suscribed
youll totally not know

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Joe brezzy BEHIND BARS


Teachers bad news stop doing those idiot simulations you could do better than those simulations like Subtraction safari make a zoo using graph paper to create a way cool safari now if you're going oh were PE teachers and all we do is sit our huge butts while your doing push ups cause of a simulation well doh well just watch a portable TV that i spent 150$ on all the other money went Hospital Hoops (simulation) why should you trust me cause its on Clark Howard (JK) actully cuz i do them
each day well 1st was Weather Detectives so Lame like suspect clues uhh oh Solve th word search to find the suspect you can elimanate and suspects
1.Joe brezzy (the culprit)
2. Ima Vapor
3.Juan sum Light
4.Bob Blizzard
5.Debbie Drizzle
Now heres one BY ALL MEANS NESSACARY DONT EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER
House Design not good grammar it should be Home Design its like uh Horrid yeah i have the best job is still think its bad i mean Oh i want a stupid client and i dont really design a house oh my word id blabber more but my fingees huwt

Monday, February 27, 2006

Um PG13



ok kids are always dying to see PG 13 movies i mean come on x men what about video games The Incredibles T Narnia T. COME ON . But i think rating SW3 is just wrong. whats in um death lava betrail the Padme sucks conspiricy .now as a disney fan video game player excceddara exxadera exxaddara i know lucas Made pixar disney bought pixar does this genius get hamburgers instead a arbys for a reward come on i mean ive been wacthing star wars since 1996 (the year i was born) well the end but keep in mind pg 13 mvies are safe for babies exept the horror genre

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Spidey + Friends is insulting to Marvel







preeschoolers belive theyre well BIG but some how they enjoy playing with dumb marvel toys today in target we were walking in the toys isle when on one side theyres a spidey and friends Rhino and on the other a ultimante rhino now look at spidey and frriends version rather happy rather unevil rather looks like a good guy on the other hand is Ultimante rhino evil screaming and
not chuby now example b the hulk Ultimante mean strong and not smily Spidey and friends happy and looks like green giant and the worst one is the puu puu puu power play house with a zip line not needed a search light not needed and a super slide which will;l break with the hulk or thing would break

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Hey Kids Its Buddy Blod Drop


Teachers dont influence blood teachers do like the ARC (american red cross) whos the idiot who came up with lets go to schools have blood drives during 1st Period and tell kids to tell thier parents donate blood well they tried doing it but 0 people when they had another brilliant idea to have a mascot come in so why not nelly needle well instead its Buddy blod drop now that is really smart and stupid get a keychain is smart and buddy bloodrop alone is dumb cuz while the laidies talkin theyre lookin at bloody blood drop thinkin its a decirculated mnm thejn they leave then jokes galore about bloody blood like he looks like a mnm what a coincedence mabye skyhawk will come

Saturday, January 07, 2006

The Land Before Time In Time

tenderfoot and his dorky pals fall in a lava pit in episode XT or in episode XX get shot by poulchers 50th aniverserry fall in a ocean and eaten by a prehistorhic whale shark episode 30 Get strept and cant sing Episode O(older idiot dinos) Stegasourus idiot dates with and is Tenderfoot and shot by terry