Thursday, January 11, 2007

A Christmas Carol

Hi i know youre probably wondering why 3 weeks after X-Mas are we giving this story well ill tell you that its never to late to hear dickens there ha ha actually no im ripping of dickens so with that said.
A Cristmas overdue Carol
ahh december the lumberjacks at work the drunken santas the red ryder B.B guns WAAAh who threw that "I Did Fool"exclaimed mr.scrooge well someone isnt on the nice list i think hes a ouhh well to start every good dickens rip off the marley 'thats grim'
says a voice from below who are you "Im Rizzo the Rat" oh ok have a blue pellet "ok" Doing well while I barry the deceased muppet uh lets check on scrooge "Humbug" said scrooge "Please we need money for our sons funeral" says Rizzos Parents suddenly from the back of the office Scrooge hees "Dont treat him like that scrooge " says Bob cratchit 'youre right" soon the rat is flung out the window now we will join with our narrotor at the Haunting convention in san frinsisco "UM Hello Evryone i am kybosh "says Kybosh "we have recived word on a man named scrooge so well get him in thes spirit with a haunt now sombody get marly suddenly a member raises his hand "Yes""Um marlys sick" "Fine get casper" Yowie its almost time for the store to close ok im leaving now - Running- whew ugh can i narrorate im late so let me give you asummary of whats happened Bob has gotten permision to get of on Xmas so we gotta go uh more will come after i get a jacket (aprox 20 minutes)

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

the new adventures of Bob supermarket accountant more Google Files and Part two of like boyz thank you all fans of monocle blog oh Soon we will have 150 posts so stick around

Lucky Is Umm Stupid

first off all i absoulutley hate general mills its GENERALLY made by hippys (meanwhile) What is more cherrie then cherrios oh ive got a idea lets make fruity cherrios well call it Rainbow Loops (back at ardens house) See hipppys but i can deal with counter cultralists making my cereal what bothers me is Lucky Charms first off all the marshmallows taste like freeze dried ice cream and the cereal part of it tastes like ezekiel bread but i dont mind cereal rosted over cow crud its ther Lame o leprechaun Lucky the... Stuid Leprechan hes like youll neer get my lucky charms part of a nutritous breakfast why chase a leprecaun just go to Kroger and buy a box do leprecauns make cereal taste better and a another thing that bugs me is 4 words"IS LUCKY A LEPRECAUN" wheres his beard wheres his piipe where the hell is his curly shoes did he sel them on eBay no it only leads to one thing lucky is Strongbad yes strongbad do you ever see him take his mask off yes he hids in in the cheat aka Butch Hartman thats why i hate general mills

Monday, January 08, 2007

Happy New Year

Gee Now all the toys are drunk