A Dumb Idea

Im going to give you a act i honestly hate burger king despise it id put it to a end but i must say i really think this was the worst marketing pitch destroyed by my blog i watch american idol so i saw some commercials really butchering actually good music but it came to me that i say this video is sorta funny its BKs whopper Freakout so while this videos funny and all i cant help but feel bad its kinda a mediocre way of advertizing but however ( not trying to sound like Leonard Maltin) Shows the usas dependency on burgers and since valintines day is coming up i thought id write some realistic fic on this enjoy
Da Burger
Paul looked at it it was lovely he felt like shelling out cash just for clothes for it there it was a big mac he took a bite but it tasted odd he looked close at it the patty was manure and the tomato was a cocroach he still spit out he ran to the front of the line he cried" Im on a diet and this is the only burger i eat in 1000 days" he started crying the manager looked and said "listen this is a marketing campaign and ill give ya yer slop later but no promises about saliva on it but youll eat" he ran away he was sick of eating that weightwatchers crap and needed a burger he went home to see if the burger kings were closed and this is what he saw he cried and ran to his closet he got his husky clothes and started to tie knots until he made a nouse he quickly strung his neck and died his chubby dieting friend cried his one pal had died if only food service was good

2008 the year of the myspace

Hi now its the new year so my new years resolution is well nothing because hitler became evil by a new years resolutions and now look your using so called eco friendly crap like fords the edge so anyway i wanted to warn you about the following thing its called O.S.N.W its a website that is not good or funny now its what all the presidential candidates do adults theres even a colledge my friends i must warn you so ill hurt it its Social networking websites its crap its summer buetiful and its raining money and flamethrowers theyre editing my profile and using Adobe Photoshop to make you look sexy so you can invite online predators to abduct you and have sex with you ( if your lucky its Mit Romni) and heres the best part it has gifts there 1$ that is spent on a virtual panda with a t shirt saying BUY CRAP well its not enouh to any colledge students tht read my blog write that paper dont go there go here and dont buy webkinz