Grindles mom didnt have very much of a clue how to teach a kid how to read write or even count all she had a clue was all over the television during all the weekends before that faithful expulsion of schools on earth mars or canada so thats were Thon yonder Barney came in he possibly didnt teach a dang thing so it got to the point where all that was left to do was get a summer bridge teaching your "Special" child how to do easy stuff that you just plain do without giving a hell of a thought as the mother watched grindle sing " If all the raindrops were rum drops oh how drunk we would be" while screaming finnaly she turned of the tv and said " My darling its time you learned how to read and write" Grindle said Ok quickly she started reading the best way to teach your child how to read is by reading to the child this stimulates the Readdy part of the brain unfortunatly she did not have a book just Thoust Pepole Magizine she started reading Bob Barketh from if the price is right had ... Oh my lets see Milie Cyrus had sung my goodies have goodies to Zak Efron and the next day was reported to Oh crap well uh why dont you read this page said Grindles mom Grindle read Mr.Magoriums wonder emporium is for ... as grindles mother listned she felt proud that her son was reading and soon enough she bought a book for grindle called The Special Child grindle read then his mom asked him to write a synopsis of the book unfortunatley she had bought it from some guy standing in the middle of nowhere as she read Dis Buk (alot of his words are misspelled) Telz de stori of Cwint Dwen a speshal edid chiyld who thnks the wurld is a eg she was dissapointed no conclusion no beggining no end she knew he had alot of stuff to learn
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