1. when your child is 1 day old send him to little dictator school
2. when your child asks for a cat give him a pit bull
3.make your child dress up as santa for halloween (girls apply the same)
4.hide lots and lots of sweaters under your childs bed
5.take a picture of your child pooping in his pants and show it to his date
6.feed your child as a baby jolly ranchers hot dogs tic tacs mongolian aftershave
7.buy your kid a unicycle instead of a bike
8.teach bad words toa baby
9. tell your kids aboutthe boogieman dracula wolfman etc
10 talk using the w`s aww muwshee meww wwut wis wit
more the ws soon
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