By now your probably wondering why He is home schooled because A. Beowulf’s an idiot and he lies and had sex with Nikki Parker but he was still schooled in 4th Grade B. His Moms Freaking hot or C. He hates loud music. Well yeah 2/3ds of those are true but this is probably why. Grindle attended a Day Care known as Smiley Odeon acres. It was decent and for maybe a week or so Grindle behaved until his mother was talking on her cell phone cussing saying awful swear words. This was due to her car breaking down and her insurance had expired. “Well go to hell you sweaty swine because your mom is as ugly as the nose hairs of some cadaver,” Exclaimed His Mother! Now Grindle heard possibly every word that she had said and that it’s natural to mimic it. The very next day Mrs.Sunbun said awfully gleefully “Okay everyone its no put down day and those really hurt so lets hear some nice words lets start with Grindle” Grindle quickly mimicked “Well go to hell you sweaty swine because your mom is as ugly as the nose hairs of some cadaver”. This automatically created a huge controversy and soon the county was involved the State was involved and soon they decided that he had to be home schooled because they decided the only place where those words could be accepted is at home. Well I guess it’s better than repeating Mrs. Sunbun’s private life tune in next week for chapter 2 The Basics.
Grindle Beowulf and all related characters are not owned by me because the person who wrote the original is dead
But the phrase “Well go to hell you sweaty swine because your mom is as ugly as the nose hairs of some cadaver,” is in all ways nesescary owned buy Monocle Blog Enterprises Copywright 2007 all rights reserved .
P.S say it to your friends and you owe me a nickel