Dont You Buy JC Penny Dont Dont Dont

Well summers pretty much dead after being shot multiple times by the school system we all have to face the reality of Bullies,Standardized Tests,and Black Friday.Well before the massive failures,Wedgies,Or new 2 disc special editions of MOMMY FIGHTS Season 2 Brawl at the mall we have to deal with the harshest reality of all Back To School Shopping.Dont worry we have some helpful hints on buying the least amount of crap with your Christmas budget.First and foremost Back to school shopping lists are for Wiping your butt on.For example one time i got this awesome back pack that was awesome well all my teachers said it was "Harder to Organize" or whatever but our crappy society tells us we have to do that list so be just a little rebellious.Next and more importantly is your backpack just a word Dont buy any Target,Wal-Mart,K-Mart,Or Buy n Large Backpacks.after the first day of school they rip open and are useless :(. Now that ive explained Supply safety lets talk Commercial safety.If your about to commit sew aside from that Retarded JC Penny Commercial ("Dont You Forget About Me Dont Dont Dont").Now first im going to be very fair and say if your watching TV all summer you're a bum go outside for Petes own sake go in the pool.But if you insist a good tip is just mute it so you dont have to hear dont multiple times so what are you waiting for Go let the public school system eat your wallet drink some lemonade and watch mommy fights!