Summer Movies 1 Review

Its Summer the time people spend by the beach reading dumb books about stolen art and losers dating. But now we can all stay inside where its nice and air conditioned and watch good movies.Unfortunately some of them suck really bad now im gonna review every summer movie ive seen in a swirling cornucopia of every directors dream and somes worst nightmare

Iron Man-Really Iron Mans my favorite superhero.Its great seeing a self centered butt hole turn into a Good old Democrat.But it was kinda weird seeing the bad people being iraqis not chinese people.Plus they have to have a love life why Pepper Potts.Shes a freaking geezer in the comics not some lady.But even though it wasnt true to the comic its a great movie.Tony Stark was great he had a wii i loved it alot. 95%

Speed Racer-Alot of people criticize Speed Racer saying it was stupid i say good things about it was great the special effects were amazing the story was great and probably the best Racecar movie ive ever seen. 90%

Indiana Jones:Kingdom of the crystal skull
Ive always wanted a Indy Star Wars Crossover except i had no clue it would end up to this.Harrison ford looks like he just came out of the old folks home the return of Marion was odd and the amount of CGI wound up to make it feel animated and cartoony the fact its based in the 60s is as stupid plus ALIENS Lucas have you lost it its overall crazy crappy. 54%

Prince Caspian
Long story short narnias about to be sold as real estate when Ben Barnes meets Jackie Jenny Lucas and Carl the fight the idiot tamarins and go fight evildoers but Susan and peters contract with walden expires so you will never see those to again but really this movie is awful lame. 85%

Get Smart
Ahh the first hillarious movie its sleek and stupid Russians antoginize with anne hathaway (21) and Steve Carell (40) Dating and Really Bad Action Sequences youll pee in your pants laughing. 93%

Kung Fu Panda
Action Movie yes Comedy no its physical gags plus crappy jokes with good characters and good kung fu but of all things dont expect comedy please.

Wall.E
A good addition to pixars wall of fame all though this one felt High cost of low pricey and secretly backing Obama but still its great its funny and plays hello Dolly alot but still a excellent movie. 98%

Well thats it ill be back with more reviews