Well with the holidays starting right after Halloween I figure its time to tell of the marvelous rejects of the holiday mascots.You know Santa Claus,The Easter Bunny you know the ones you tell your kids to make them shut the crap up yeah those.Well Santa went through Mr. or Mrs. Mascot yeah so enjoy this montage.
Norman New Year-Every new years eve he would slide down the new years day pole and put a diaper under your pillow filled with baby new years crap.He unfortunately was kicked off and his tribal flame was extuinguished.
Black Friday Bluebird-He Sings the pleasant sound of company jingles and lays eggs filled with promotions.He unfortunately was kidnapped by Russians and forced into Communism.
Birthdta Caklaus-when its your birthday make sure to leave ice cream and syrup for Birthdta Caklaus if you do he will give you a fresh birthday cake in your leiderhosen and shnitzels via email.Why he wasnt excepted well Radda Radda Radda Radda.
Halloweenie on every halloween night if you stay up till midnight the butcher cuts the fresh weiners in half and feed it to notty boys and girls.
Well there you have it be extra good so Hallowenie dosent show up at your house
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