Top 10 worst toys of 2007

Hi everyone merry xmas young grindle episode 3 is coming soon but after 3 or 4 years ivve made a whole buttload of lists but anyway im going to make you a list with a more comedic touch now if you sat your butt long enough to watch macys youll know we are close to xmas and hannukah so if you watch kiddo tv or cartoons you will see pretty dumb toys well here is a list of the top 10 worst toys

10.Mio Pup
Yeah its so wonderful another crappy electronic girl toy but its like a robo dog and apparentrly if you rub where his touch sensors his eyes will turn into a soccer ball or a star or a Shot bird sign but still its ok but its slogan "the future of freindship " means that friendship must really suck

9. Yu Gi Oh cards
This ones kinda self explanatory nothing says " Birth of jesus " like a demonic card game and new Gladiator booster packs yeah its the most wonderful time of the year


8. V Smile
Ok i think that the real issue with this is that this confuses parents that Metal Gear Solid will teach their children math because after all M is for math

7.Mega Blocks
Ah mega blocks huge cruddy building tools with power rangers and crappy instructions witch you dont understand well at least they ................................................................................................................................ arent a monopoly

6. Nerf Dart tag
just like yu gi oh nothing says birth of jesus like blasting each other with styrofoam darts for points and lets not forget if you wanna be the best you must by The Long shot

5 Any Disney Channel merchandise

Hooray more Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron merchandise to cover up every inch of your home for this id rather have REAL commercials

4.Any Electronic diary
Yeah my sister got one of these last xmas yeah it opened to anyone every night i take her diary and say in a girly tone "Princess" then it plays some showtune and says in a british accent Welcome Back

3.TMX Elmo
Yes the 50th or so anniversary of Tickle me elmo the toy that said the F word but now it has secret tickle spots and says someone give elmo a break ok youve ruined the economy give us a break

2.Webkinz
Last year these were cool and i was close to endorsing it on my blog but after Webkinz Mousepads Clothing bookmarks and trading cards and lets not forget deodarent i quit due to publicity and the eodarant didnt fly with the ladies

1.Baby Alive
The Creepy demonic dolls from the seventies returns with rocket urine green poop and says Mama i made a stinky or Mama its time for me to shoot you with my pee i love you to baby alive go to hell you bug eyed freak!

thank you very much i know you will have to refund but hey what have wally and marty done for you