Thursday, October 11, 2007

Who is hannah montana?

There are very many wrongs in this world war poverty combination locks but out of all things on this planet we call earth there is one stupid littlething its called disney channel not all of that rathole channel just non walt disney crap i mean walt was dead even before the disney channels begginig but somewee walts watching high school musical throwing miniature trains at Zac Efron and Miley Cyrus . now honestly nobody watches that crap cause of the plot no its cause zac efron looks like a young ken doll or a girl . but even thogh HSM is a bigger problem problem it has a ok moral like " be yourself" and all that morality crap that you find in Dalai Llamma wise peaceful bubble gum . Hannah Montana has a stupid moral but For those of you who do not have a daughter or a sister or a life here is the plot Hannah montana is a stupid girl named miley with a redneck type of bonjovi dad and a brother who needs to run away in season 3 with stupid freinds named lily who looks hotter than miley and oliver whos the bad seed in a potato patch bt mily is a famous pop star but wants to go to a public school so she keeps it secret. now ocassianly this is funny but when the hannah montana cd came out things got ugly her songs are like an other teen disney star STUPID and PREWRITTEN so if anyone like i dont know Kenny ortega or Billy ray cyrus wants to complain go ahead i need a colledge education

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Cats (what the hell is a jellial cat)

If i were to find something to entertain juvinile toddlers i would of picked Cats and Rigadoon but since rigadoon is almost extinct Cats is my only option and i feel as if that my cat is just stupider first off it has absoluetly no hell of a plot not close
to something like ( A novel) will be made of that musical . its like Ra Ta Ta Hes A Curious cat Gaw lee ya didnt have to pull british english on me. Another absuelotuly terrible detail is your found inside a sewer gators digestive track its like You dont look like cats And you Dont look like people you look like Hooker Werewolves . And My final Question is WHAT THE HELL is a jellical cat i dont understand or is it Jelly Donught Cats or Jolly Good Cats? Fin End of discussion
Andrew Lloyd Webber if you have any possible comments/complaints/Hooker Werewolf musical adds please comment

This is just to say

Thanks for your comment I did just feel like less attention was being paid to the episodes (more on the Imagination Nation thingy) I am STLL suscribed and glad you listened. I do still enjoy Dr.Floyd and i hope season 6 will be better on stories and stuff thanks for listening.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Dr.Floyd IS the COMMERCILIZED PODCAST

I had always honered a few podcasts like storynoryand brainfood and Exdr.floyd now a days dr.f stinks i wouldnt say this if that EXgenius Grant Bacciocco dindnt say "duh i think ill make the imagination nation"this costs 19.99 (4 cents more than floam for a bonus on a Exfree family podcast i mean yeah havee a gift shop on your craphole website but if you advertise on a FAMILY PODCAST . Its more money less fun so Dr.floyd watch out cause Kyle Butler is gonna kick your a dash dash

Friday, April 20, 2007

Happy P.U is that aww crap

Even though bloggers been playing poker with google loggin me out i just wanted to wish everyone happy easter . No more stupid Bunnies or Eastear eggs just uncle sam and his tax paid fireworks .But ijust wanted to tell you what easter eggs really are first little Al Capone bunny hops along when he sees an egg he thinks "money money money money" then he gets his massauring chainsaw and grabs all the eggs on the branch he cuts down then he dips the egg in plastic assorted color than in the easter the easter bunnies evil sweatshop where child labor laws dont apply they take birds into a cell changer changing them into assorted candies then selling them to target for fifty bucks and seling them to you for 5.49 wile your theyre swimming in gold and the rest is terrible the only thing i can say is the 4th day...in july

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Horizons Tribute

Epcot is really losing its theme but this is all we have left

Thursday, January 11, 2007

A Christmas Carol

Hi i know youre probably wondering why 3 weeks after X-Mas are we giving this story well ill tell you that its never to late to hear dickens there ha ha actually no im ripping of dickens so with that said.
A Cristmas overdue Carol
ahh december the lumberjacks at work the drunken santas the red ryder B.B guns WAAAh who threw that "I Did Fool"exclaimed mr.scrooge well someone isnt on the nice list i think hes a ouhh well to start every good dickens rip off the marley 'thats grim'
says a voice from below who are you "Im Rizzo the Rat" oh ok have a blue pellet "ok" Doing well while I barry the deceased muppet uh lets check on scrooge "Humbug" said scrooge "Please we need money for our sons funeral" says Rizzos Parents suddenly from the back of the office Scrooge hees "Dont treat him like that scrooge " says Bob cratchit 'youre right" soon the rat is flung out the window now we will join with our narrotor at the Haunting convention in san frinsisco "UM Hello Evryone i am kybosh "says Kybosh "we have recived word on a man named scrooge so well get him in thes spirit with a haunt now sombody get marly suddenly a member raises his hand "Yes""Um marlys sick" "Fine get casper" Yowie its almost time for the store to close ok im leaving now - Running- whew ugh can i narrorate im late so let me give you asummary of whats happened Bob has gotten permision to get of on Xmas so we gotta go uh more will come after i get a jacket (aprox 20 minutes)

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

the new adventures of Bob supermarket accountant more Google Files and Part two of like boyz thank you all fans of monocle blog oh Soon we will have 150 posts so stick around

Lucky Is Umm Stupid

first off all i absoulutley hate general mills its GENERALLY made by hippys (meanwhile) What is more cherrie then cherrios oh ive got a idea lets make fruity cherrios well call it Rainbow Loops (back at ardens house) See hipppys but i can deal with counter cultralists making my cereal what bothers me is Lucky Charms first off all the marshmallows taste like freeze dried ice cream and the cereal part of it tastes like ezekiel bread but i dont mind cereal rosted over cow crud its ther Lame o leprechaun Lucky the... Stuid Leprechan hes like youll neer get my lucky charms part of a nutritous breakfast why chase a leprecaun just go to Kroger and buy a box do leprecauns make cereal taste better and a another thing that bugs me is 4 words"IS LUCKY A LEPRECAUN" wheres his beard wheres his piipe where the hell is his curly shoes did he sel them on eBay no it only leads to one thing lucky is Strongbad yes strongbad do you ever see him take his mask off yes he hids in in the cheat aka Butch Hartman thats why i hate general mills

Monday, January 08, 2007

Happy New Year

Gee Now all the toys are drunk

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

W park




Hi kids im george
w bush and from now on i have made W prak it has 4 lands Piecof crap saddaum hussein land Iraq land Violence land and W land eat at the Iraq Baquery for Iraq cookies Evil Sadduam eclaires and bombberry muffins and weve got the loser politcal leaders Torcher show Well be feeding to the elaphants kerry edwards mark taylor and suddam hussien and meet Soldy the Soldier Mikey the Missle and Ricky my Razor also ride the big lie coaster as big as the lies and the doofus demecrat great republican hall of fame featuring me and man weve got Guns in our gift shop W stickers John kerry isnt merry stickers and watch a W cartoon so have america be represented in violence i mean fun

Breaking News

Ch.64 news THERES A SALE ON BALONEE AT TRADER JOES in other news Santa has been arested due to grand theft of bill gates home all we fond was a nuclear device.A I,O,U sign from Mr.OJ and trader joes balonee lets talk with bob on traffic after these messages Is Your martian child a nickempoop do they constantly not eat thier chocolate layer cake food pills then call 89X-770 -BLARG for Grappos kidnapping agency And now a traffic report one of the light sets fell on a car so huge delays near lake lanier and by washington Rd. well be right back Hey Kids Do you like grenades rocket launchers saddaum hussien voodo dolls then go to W land first person gets a Iraq shaped cookie ride the big lie coaster its as high as bushs lies play warcraft in our signuture McDonalds so America stands for violence i mean fun well in other news W park is opening may 9th have a good day

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

The Test of moral values

1.You have a bully you
a.Tell someone
b.Forgive him
c.Deal with it
d.Kill Him
2.What movie should you see
a.Sinkytubbies
b.Babies in Ponyland
c.Accountant George
d.Ladys In Sex
3.Theres a lady she needs help crossing the street you
a.help
b.find a boy scout
c.Dont Care
d.Stop wait and push
4.you forgot your homework
A.stop caring
b.steal the answer sheet
c.my daddys wallet is full he can afford my future
d. all of the abve
All answers are D

Extreme Diet Coke & Mentos

This had to be sticky watch and get thirsty
Keywords: eepybird eepy bird mentos coke diet coke mentos experiment fountain soda science geyser experiments fountains geysers

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Like Boyz part 1

Hello welcome to like mall girls the show where you stylin on out come on stylin on in stay out im brat trab were here at radsville mall its like so near christmas time and egg nogg perfume is out and thats in yo also lets check out our weather report
gnipohs shopping well were expecting rain so all reletives will go like Shoppping yep our folks will Like so totally ping there credit cards also Breaking News a new establishment is being built at credito cardo mall and its its Game Barn heuh huh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ok calm down natasha when will it be finished FRIDAY ugh
To Be continued
In Memory of a dearly Devoted freind 11/04/06

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Battle of the Fools



hello young fools do you want to be hot sexy and be covered in gold chains join the T force our modo is dont take any pity just shoot the fool (dpf) for short those fools cancellin my show i dont piity the fool yah (static)Uncle sam wants you to join the us army doing so is patriotic join us as we sing a (static)Those us army fools they charge 50$ for(static)colledge so come on fight that fool Mr. T he should pity (static) Uncle Sam!(static)

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Halloween advertisement orientational film strip

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hello beginning TV network well talk about you and your commercials here's what you should be advertising for Monday Halloween Tuesday Halloween Wensday Halloween Thursday Spooky government Os but that sucks more than last year
Friday Halloween here's what citizens think of Halloween commercials don't watch SCENE MISSING even Celebes like ween commercials Britney likes ween ads Jamie lynn likes ween ads Terry Cullen likes ween ads if you make over 30 ween ads well send you all 30 volumes of Mc Graw Hill Music Textbooks and if you make 50 you'll receive American history for children vhs and DVD's well Nat Oatmeal Month stunk but this time well get um i mean Happy Halloween ad

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Mr, Waldorf is changing my mind about patrols

So about 2 weeks ago i had gotten a new post in patrols Mrs Reeds class Mrs is possibly one of the nicest teachers in the Dekalb county school area but it just so happens that Mr.waldorf is the worst sub ever and Mrs reed broke out in cancer Mrs. Reeds class wasn't the same so im working hard and he doesn't even ask what's my name he just calls me patrol now you're asking why don't you ask for a new post well if i do i wont get the patrol trip to Gatlinburg so if i show up 1 minute past bla bla bla you need to get here early so one day after hearing the redundant story's of Dr. Waldorf ( sounds like a 007 movie) he comes in thin he finally asks me my name its Arden today i thought mr.waldorf is calm today still i think hes crazy but he's calm

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Buddha Buddha Bup Black Hair

In All children actors career once they hit puberty there ratings go straight down the pooper For Example Mary Kate and Ashley
Who made Mystery Movies (if you wanna watch em there at thrift land) that were ok grew up now there in PG 13 Comedys Cussing at the hall moniter And they all die their hair Another color But Yesterday I saw the Parent trap it was good but i wondered is that Lindsey Lohan in it so today i checked sure enough Lindsey Lohan so i think you should not die your hair like the tado tee twins if you are a huge celeb DONT DIE YOUR HAIR or else front line of entertainment weekly and if not suscribed
youll totally not know

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Joe brezzy BEHIND BARS


Teachers bad news stop doing those idiot simulations you could do better than those simulations like Subtraction safari make a zoo using graph paper to create a way cool safari now if you're going oh were PE teachers and all we do is sit our huge butts while your doing push ups cause of a simulation well doh well just watch a portable TV that i spent 150$ on all the other money went Hospital Hoops (simulation) why should you trust me cause its on Clark Howard (JK) actully cuz i do them
each day well 1st was Weather Detectives so Lame like suspect clues uhh oh Solve th word search to find the suspect you can elimanate and suspects
1.Joe brezzy (the culprit)
2. Ima Vapor
3.Juan sum Light
4.Bob Blizzard
5.Debbie Drizzle
Now heres one BY ALL MEANS NESSACARY DONT EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER
House Design not good grammar it should be Home Design its like uh Horrid yeah i have the best job is still think its bad i mean Oh i want a stupid client and i dont really design a house oh my word id blabber more but my fingees huwt