Monday, April 11, 2005

ferret rubbing runaway the continued version of campers comedy

ahh hold it demarkus said 42 what i said that mans run or tackle many other stupid definitions later run sneak shut up erin threw penisillin in its mouth well at least have roast marshmallows well here i go arden youre on fire thanks no seriously
ah ooo owie hold it get water ah at night a ferret rubbed aginst a log ahh its the curse of the rocking log dad erin and de,markus left guys its a ferret hey guys im lost hey is that mr.OJ hey what are you doing well its the auto show thats in philadelphia oh sorry
will arden find his pals will mr.o.j find the auto show stay tuned to find out

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

campers comedy

i was going camping when my dad left my freinds said look its a honey machine he ht a beehive i said i need bee be gone
i dont have that said erin but i do have salt ahh wait erin said i have lysol give me anything she gave me corn starch i sprayed it and the bugs left suddenly my freind saw a bears tummy look your dad got a cushin no thats a bear suddenly the bear woke up me wan coco comb my dad said look coco pebeles ummmmmm by then on or raft my dad got some nuclear waste and said ive been doing this for ten years no there are turtles in there suddenly a lake monster appered to be ended tomorrow

Monday, March 21, 2005

typin pal juniuor

is this is hard to type you will not like typing pal jr. but if yer to old for that you,ll
be sayin ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhb when you see typin pal i;ve never ever tried but its bad go to de,marque .com to type evil in your blog

Friday, March 18, 2005

the season of pink

winter is goood summer way good fall ok but this season its the season of pink oh man posters leaves ahhhhhhhhhh
evry thing you know about spring is a le if i had a blowtorch id blow off those pink flowers
they aren't buds there evil horid gross blech get it over with arden jurskis this is not a peace essay ill
give you 3x fs

bam

Monday, March 14, 2005

poor toys

joe bender and alien bender got killed well it all started 3 years ago when we went to Flordia i got a thing called joe bender one day i brought joe bender when my parenets told me otherwise i hid joe bender in my bathing suit pants i forgot joe was in my pants so i kept joe in my pants and he fell out of my pants

Saturday, March 12, 2005

cell phone a sight to see in a theatere

ever herd a guy say please refrian from flash photography cel-phones video taping jump ing on to the set well look back at the cel phone then the title then once your done
with looking back i will go to the story about 2 weeks ago we went to this black american music after waitingat least 10 minutes so anyways when it was time for the show to start i could see little blue lights called phones so if you see blue lights
in a theatere you know what they are

Thursday, March 10, 2005

eggs lepprechans simularity evil

leprachans arent cute green men theyre really spys there pots of gold is a secret camrea if any means nessery call aunt
floppys i need salt to kill a spy emplorium and eggs there evil radioactive pink and green eggs filled with dentist s nihtmare
sugar look at the intro i know my great great uncle was caught by one and sentenced to happy floss learn how to brush your teeth so st patricks day and easter dont wear green or else something worse then being pinched will happen

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

anime overload

ok so you watch something from Japan that dosent mean you have to watch anime like 98.2 % of your seven -eight year old
life well it all started last fall at edisto island and we rented this video called spirted away i looked at it and i thought it was
called ani me and then this year is officaly really dumb spiritual movie year but be careful anime is evil the eyes the art the doll cheeks its evil gwa ha ha

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

news builiton

nnb

this is nnb nerd news builiten lily 6 year old girl loses he tooth at school soon she will get a dollar and her brother nachos or a hot dog now i have to take a shower PLEASE STAND BY beep bop hot news update janitor mark brown
flushes the toilet AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOW its the weather uhh today will be rainy on new update mob at the door its a lie ok see you soon anyway its the
seasme story earlier last year the people from seasme street all are 89 years old now instead of seaseame street you can watch seasme street retirement home now the macys thanks giving day parade is canceled a giant in flatable smurf
is now a big blue rag thanks for goining us on nnb

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

/ho ha ha jokes

how does santa get his mail
a stocking
what happends when rudolph swallowed a bug
a red throght
what do student say on decmeber 17
hooray!
what,s santas favorite team
the red socks

uh are my kids not seeing the true horror affect

SOME MOVIES JUST NEED TO BE horrid 1POLAR EXPRESS its good But some say if you watch the film in imax is seeing the true
horor affect plus no other actors the boy is tom hanks the mysterious hobo on top of the train 2 popye the sailor using spinach as a strength supply uh your kids will eat grass also they might name they`re gonna name their kids bruno or
olive 3. blue talks o.k. i might have made this up but genetic tests have proved that kids will go into school and say act 1
teacher; bob what is this teacher is holding up an angel bob; luna but this is gold use the link my mom to see just add water
not in theaters dont view 3 but good evning

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

crct got nothin on brains and no jingles

YOU GET WHAT IM DOING TH CAPS LOCK FOR JINGLES OH YEAH THIS POST well it was 5days ago FRIDAY TO BE EXACT I THINK I WOULD,VE BROUGHT EAR MUFFS RIGHT RIGHT well it was bout 2 30 time and do you know what A little call by the
secretary as the class walked to the gym i thought could it be about the caffetiera and you know what Happend then nothin but talin about next week it seems like tell us somthing we dont know and guess what a dumb jingle that went crct got nothin on me and they said there is no way we are closing school there were boos of about 50% oh and victiry in you
victory in me victory in you the reson ths jinjle is dull is because ... they already have victory in them did you know they are teachers they like the stuff off all the post try to link iif yu throw up comment with blecccck

Saturday, July 31, 2004

Part 3

when you have an advantage it blows away and you actuly have a fizzed gingerale float me before i fell i had to go to base Sandaigo in oska a town of the futre i cheked the moniter 700 energy crysttials actovatate super adio scope mope o poko
captured thunder hawk exelent your uning low on energy crystals by runing low on enregy enery betit wiped the aliens away the end of story ...

Thursday, July 29, 2004

part 2

toddlers kids of space i use topz did i say that well EMERGENCY NEWS FLASH !!!!! were live at downtown killervile weve seen a giant baby atack the great possum temple a anchient power since todler was made the aphids ate leaves to turn into rexons wait its in orlando florda exaactly it is evil the todler could cause a flood we must get to ouur leader commannder ... all toddlers report to goko sagi huh the thuner hawk they stole it huh ball ship laoding aww shoot come on wont this thing shoot a mini lazer ithout my sogoo wacth broke but was i wrong a mini lazer shot but fortunintly i brought my jet pack i was able to chase the thunder hawk for 20 minuts i lost track in 5 seconds i lost track aparently my jet pack run on bataris to so i fell to be continued tomorow 

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

in a galaxy far away one speical picture

in the freaky regions of outer space one man goes up into the celastreal attic comes one picture will be shown on earth to laugh at humanity and all man kind shows a cruel space ship
that wont move a mussel one a 5 year old could drive to use a milk beam at the earth one with a lazer that looks like bottle carrying milk one amusment park called candeler park a park
that carrys the toodler a speicies that cold harm a aphid while other kids cary on the purpuse to go on rocking horses a galactic evil planing to scream at there mommy this footage was found 15 years ago the spaceships name is the special bus killing freaks called A.PHI.D alien physics
hard intelngince dead bugs this force is runned by a janitor nammed kitty grits ducky the ducky family was 12 pepole Gertrude beunett gruoge turnstone malfron nigel quint montogo all
amy hido goop silk and pole invented this spacepad of kids to be continued

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

What lies beneath pink elephants on parade

ok preschool logic dot code 1.0890.42 bubbles popping is how we learned to vote false was there king my way false 2 is this
true and pink elaphants float like a monster under your bed like the extremly sarcastic man looks more like a japenese
moving picture tells even more of a story like dumbo theese story are both about bubbles and disney movies you see if pink elphants

on parade now you see clown who can fly
dumbo
understand good know leave me some coments

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

cry for a song you saw

this was true do ask me
that on roudulph the red
nose raindeer you know
with the elf hermy its a
name fellow bloggers so its
rouldolh logic so here
you captured a crook who stealed toys
and the jerman cclocks
and he was a teedy bear
and he sang a song and
i almost cried but i didnt

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

what i never get to do even if i cant stand the joy of my life wicth is not a good thing

what are the 2 things i like
1 freedom
2 choice
knowbody has noticed that then i have to obey
evryone im weak other 18
i got evrything on my back
when i play with
the shrill
tells mom poof
pley tell poof
play
its the crcle of
boring
she is really nice
sometimes i add on to this post telling
you she is not all bad
she sometimes dosent bother
me