/ho ha ha jokes

how does santa get his mail
a stocking
what happends when rudolph swallowed a bug
a red throght
what do student say on decmeber 17
hooray!
what,s santas favorite team
the red socks

uh are my kids not seeing the true horror affect

SOME MOVIES JUST NEED TO BE horrid 1POLAR EXPRESS its good But some say if you watch the film in imax is seeing the true
horor affect plus no other actors the boy is tom hanks the mysterious hobo on top of the train 2 popye the sailor using spinach as a strength supply uh your kids will eat grass also they might name they`re gonna name their kids bruno or
olive 3. blue talks o.k. i might have made this up but genetic tests have proved that kids will go into school and say act 1
teacher; bob what is this teacher is holding up an angel bob; luna but this is gold use the link my mom to see just add water
not in theaters dont view 3 but good evning

crct got nothin on brains and no jingles

YOU GET WHAT IM DOING TH CAPS LOCK FOR JINGLES OH YEAH THIS POST well it was 5days ago FRIDAY TO BE EXACT I THINK I WOULD,VE BROUGHT EAR MUFFS RIGHT RIGHT well it was bout 2 30 time and do you know what A little call by the
secretary as the class walked to the gym i thought could it be about the caffetiera and you know what Happend then nothin but talin about next week it seems like tell us somthing we dont know and guess what a dumb jingle that went crct got nothin on me and they said there is no way we are closing school there were boos of about 50% oh and victiry in you
victory in me victory in you the reson ths jinjle is dull is because ... they already have victory in them did you know they are teachers they like the stuff off all the post try to link iif yu throw up comment with blecccck

Part 3

when you have an advantage it blows away and you actuly have a fizzed gingerale float me before i fell i had to go to base Sandaigo in oska a town of the futre i cheked the moniter 700 energy crysttials actovatate super adio scope mope o poko
captured thunder hawk exelent your uning low on energy crystals by runing low on enregy enery betit wiped the aliens away the end of story ...

part 2

toddlers kids of space i use topz did i say that well EMERGENCY NEWS FLASH !!!!! were live at downtown killervile weve seen a giant baby atack the great possum temple a anchient power since todler was made the aphids ate leaves to turn into rexons wait its in orlando florda exaactly it is evil the todler could cause a flood we must get to ouur leader commannder ... all toddlers report to goko sagi huh the thuner hawk they stole it huh ball ship laoding aww shoot come on wont this thing shoot a mini lazer ithout my sogoo wacth broke but was i wrong a mini lazer shot but fortunintly i brought my jet pack i was able to chase the thunder hawk for 20 minuts i lost track in 5 seconds i lost track aparently my jet pack run on bataris to so i fell to be continued tomorow 

in a galaxy far away one speical picture

in the freaky regions of outer space one man goes up into the celastreal attic comes one picture will be shown on earth to laugh at humanity and all man kind shows a cruel space ship
that wont move a mussel one a 5 year old could drive to use a milk beam at the earth one with a lazer that looks like bottle carrying milk one amusment park called candeler park a park
that carrys the toodler a speicies that cold harm a aphid while other kids cary on the purpuse to go on rocking horses a galactic evil planing to scream at there mommy this footage was found 15 years ago the spaceships name is the special bus killing freaks called A.PHI.D alien physics
hard intelngince dead bugs this force is runned by a janitor nammed kitty grits ducky the ducky family was 12 pepole Gertrude beunett gruoge turnstone malfron nigel quint montogo all
amy hido goop silk and pole invented this spacepad of kids to be continued

What lies beneath pink elephants on parade

ok preschool logic dot code 1.0890.42 bubbles popping is how we learned to vote false was there king my way false 2 is this
true and pink elaphants float like a monster under your bed like the extremly sarcastic man looks more like a japenese
moving picture tells even more of a story like dumbo theese story are both about bubbles and disney movies you see if pink elphants

on parade now you see clown who can fly
dumbo
understand good know leave me some coments

cry for a song you saw

this was true do ask me
that on roudulph the red
nose raindeer you know
with the elf hermy its a
name fellow bloggers so its
rouldolh logic so here
you captured a crook who stealed toys
and the jerman cclocks
and he was a teedy bear
and he sang a song and
i almost cried but i didnt

what i never get to do even if i cant stand the joy of my life wicth is not a good thing

what are the 2 things i like
1 freedom
2 choice
knowbody has noticed that then i have to obey
evryone im weak other 18
i got evrything on my back
when i play with
the shrill
tells mom poof
pley tell poof
play
its the crcle of
boring
she is really nice
sometimes i add on to this post telling
you she is not all bad
she sometimes dosent bother
me

the dog poem

pup pup pup hush licck lick lick ew gross
hot weinener goes to scotland licking the
tower of pisa then theyed need a towel of
pisa id rather be the tower of pizza
of pizza

word of the day

hey welcom e to word of the day heres the word of the day
publix

breadstock invitation

hurry up we need the top secret files goychya huh go to the 1st annual BREADSTOCK It has live music not like pop diva stars
just some hi schoolers and a moonwalk is it limited no 5 min timer just jump jump jump and away and plus free food coffee pizza but its a dollar admission for raffle ticket and 5 for a t- shirt so for bready info go to the archives click my dad

online bible

itself timothy 35 16,, the holy scriptures which are able to make thee wise into salvation through
faitth wich is jesus crhist jesus
all scriptrue is given by insporation of god and is
profitable for doctirine for reproof for reproof for
correcton
for law for instrouction in rightenouss

lookin at night

lookin at night is spooky looking at night makes me scared stars look at you water drips upon the earth noises may be scary lookin at night is a picture painted in a readers mind so look at night when a reader goes to bed

scrigh higly discoverd bug

what has 4 legs dosent bite well its been discoverd if you think its a cricket but its hopping in your pants its a scrich half spider half grasshopper and half cricket we dont know how it got in our house but it did newly discoverd bug spider
cricket grasshopper the end

chees dog

chess is for pepole cheese is your digestins
dogs like cheese dogs are weiners
milk is for cats scraps are for rats
so what i say to you is don catch
the flu and dont eat
fly food we all are diffrent
but simalar to you

how would you rank this poem
a b c d e f
comment your rank of the poem and
why.
also heres some insperation interview
well here i am bloging when
lily and the dog and they come
i n telling me
dog ate the bannana
so THE END

monatary crisis in fairy world

donate gold into a depoisit
or no more golden dollars /
no 100 cent coins bot it
need money sorry were
out of gold dear tooth
fairy

just get in trouble

at a mueseum nobody lets you paintbut one musm says you can you pay 50 dollars to get in maybe its fee for wrting on the wall dont say your irish or else you will be an boring sweetish dancer parents dont agree with going to this musem it inspires kids to get in trouble youll need to be mr clean 24 hours a day just ps if you like writing on your walls dont mind what ijust said take him o the musem to SIN 1 hour a day so dont spend 50 dollars for notty children youll get in trouble with the man ps dont do this if you rented a house or pay 243678901234688054134 $

the mighty ducks civil war i mean

the amazing civil war bird
go civil war ducks not
mascots and i hate
footballl got it so i
dont you know about history
its a boat and a hot rod bling bling
the end

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