Nat. oatmeal month Orientation Filmstrip

Atttention all Kids and Adults heres what we think you should be eating this month.MONDAY OATMEAL. TUESDAY OATMEAL.WENSDAY OATMEAL.THURSDAY OATMEAL. FRIDAY OATMEAL.SATURDAY Goverment Os but that sucks.SUNDAY OATMEAL. The president SCENE MISSING belives a whole month of mush is great! in fact here are some parents who love oatmeal. Oatmeal killed jimmy Carter. Celebs even like oatmeal .Britney Britney likes oatmeal.Andy Grithhs likes Oatmeal.Jay Leno likes oatmeal and,Kevin Federlane likes Oatmeal.Since 1981 Oatmeal has been aten. All the other years were for giving Native Americans Smallpox.if evryone Eats Oatmeal well give everyone a Colonial Life for children VHS or DVD!will you be Umong these Retar... I mean Genuisess and remmber Stocks are up for Smallpox BUY OATMEAL. thats how wre gettin the Big Budget understand Oatmeal and a 3500 buck chheck. i mean Have a Mushy christmas.

10 ways to be a good parent

1. when your child is 1 day old send him to little dictator school
2. when your child asks for a cat give him a pit bull
3.make your child dress up as santa for halloween (girls apply the same)
4.hide lots and lots of sweaters under your childs bed
5.take a picture of your child pooping in his pants and show it to his date
6.feed your child as a baby jolly ranchers hot dogs tic tacs mongolian aftershave
7.buy your kid a unicycle instead of a bike
8.teach bad words toa baby
9. tell your kids aboutthe boogieman dracula wolfman etc
10 talk using the w`s aww muwshee meww wwut wis wit
more the ws soon

a new way of freeze tag from scholastics dav pikley

The game is usually played this way: Someone is IT. Everyone else is not. IT chases the non-ITs, trying to tag them. Once IT tags you, you have to freeze. Stop moving, that is.
Now, a game that's all about standing still really doesn't seem all that fun to us. So here's OUR version of Freeze Tag.

Someone is IT. IT finds a bucket and fills it with ice cold water. (Important note: the non-ITs cannot know that IT is IT. In fact, they cannot even know that they're playing Freeze Tag.) IT picks a bunch of people to douse with the cold water. ICE cold water, remember.

Then the non-ITs chase IT all over the neighborhood. Everyone gets a nice workout.

new lame stuff

well i have gone from school to school afew times but currently im at ferbank these are useless

arden X mail week 1

tima chekka email

dear arden whats yur bedtime
dan fl

Ok madman ive never really done this but cAPS LOCK OK MY BEDTIME IS 9 TO 6
ARDEN

vote fight

chosse by next week between the first or second image

things that santa loves

1.bring all your cool shiny war toys to peace class
2. tee pee on old mrs johnsons house
3. write on your letter to santa
dear santa do you eat at varsity how many scars do you have from sli down chimneys youre a dork keep up the fat naaw
4 do lots of griffiti on trucks with food pictures that you dont own
5 eat at varsity and order 20 gumbo dog bugas

book haters

an old cheap thing sadly
in many good cinema movies about books they do the BETTER trick like in zathura there off in space when they meet a astronaut thats realy the kid thats playing the game 6 words NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BOOK.on the other hand is the modern charlie +cf and on the hand that were talking about is the 1876 version of it i mean the Fly Burp thing Nothin to do with it and the books good that was chessy plus both didnt have THE SQUARE CANDIES THAT LOOK ROUND BUT THEY DONT EVEN LOOK ROUND that was the best but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
they ruin that to next in Ol fake factory verucas punishment laugh was geese but in the book its well SQIRELLS geese well they can sit on your head but you can catch rabees ick last no thousand dollars

SB remix Of oh im a stupid turkey

Happy Easter i mean Age of Apocyolypse i mean Thanks Give in money PS SYCH
heres the video happy
href=http://www.homestarrunner.com/turkey.html

behold images

1. thh
2.wolverines bad
3.homestar
4.X2

Pilgrums first turkey

NA Hello welcome to pilgrums 1st turkey written by spasllim kcirtap nosugref.
Act 1
pilgrum 1 Oh i love Eatin corn
Chorus yes we do X3
pilgrum 2 Same as mashed patatoes
Chorus Potates and corn
Captian Coly Were gettin a headache boys
Mayor of ssorg sdoof lets quest
evryone exept cc and mayor a quest
mayor For better food
evryone YEAH
NA so they traveled across the land they tried Norway but they threw up they tried Sweeden but it had MSG Until They hit STATE without name
Chourus yeeeeee toooown with no nameeee it burns us with hunger I hope theyre not like norwayyyyyy ye town with no nameeeeee
Na so they went and thound the Stick guy tribe
tribe Must Give strangers food
Turkeys OH im a stupid turky as stupid as they come chop my hed fill it with bread and go and suck your
chourus go and suck your thumb
na so they ate and ate the end
editors note SB link sat

What an Odd PaIr

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Picture some Bad Dude that you dont like workin as a team espically X Men + Brotherhood eek

Arden X mail

Send me your questions ive got answers heres the rule
NO LINKS

RRW special

My Mom told me when i was 5 if i were to get a game cube I would get drunk with it (thats Only Continued by an Arden X-mail) but who would know there were ther ways to get a NON DRUGGY DRUG like Old People Fallin in Love withh squirells or a Father and his toaster but in this case its a NON DRUGGY DRUG THAT ACTULLY DRUGGED and its probabably worse than video Games or squirrels or toasters Remember RED RIBBON week at school Well there was drugs i call it Jump Rope Songs it started the 04/05 year Ya see my sister learned Shame Shame Shame then HEY COWBOY and so when we leave church SSS so anyway enjoy Red
REBBON WEEK

Trick a treat

Check ut these Spooky web pages
http://www.makingfiends.com/fiend05.htm
http://www.homestarrunner.com/malloween.html
http://www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2001.html
http://www.nick.com/games/halloween_games/click_tricktreat.jhtml
Happy Halloween

Ardens Adult mint expierence

THE DAY HAS COME WHEN I DISCOVERED AN ADULT MINT Tic Tac Freshmints its true and heres another thing i discored Recess Fastbeaks now i can live this yummy treat http://www.makingfiends.com/fiend15.htm
PS. dnt lick moniter theyre freinds not feinds

MUSIC is weird man but i know hate it becuse of the second O i got not 0 O as in owe she called me a burger flipper but heres the funny thing i didnt pass a recorder test thats as stupid as being a imposter of me and wearing an im not Arden T-shirt or calling darth vader and asking for him to destroy tattoine so i just make fun of it im learning how to play FLIP A BURGER and we make fun of the teacher because she is FAT man and we say well buy her a mc bucks for x mas oh yeah an example of how stupid it was pay close attention to Homestars army
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail93.html

ferret rubbing runaway the continued version of campers comedy

ahh hold it demarkus said 42 what i said that mans run or tackle many other stupid definitions later run sneak shut up erin threw penisillin in its mouth well at least have roast marshmallows well here i go arden youre on fire thanks no seriously
ah ooo owie hold it get water ah at night a ferret rubbed aginst a log ahh its the curse of the rocking log dad erin and de,markus left guys its a ferret hey guys im lost hey is that mr.OJ hey what are you doing well its the auto show thats in philadelphia oh sorry
will arden find his pals will mr.o.j find the auto show stay tuned to find out

campers comedy

i was going camping when my dad left my freinds said look its a honey machine he ht a beehive i said i need bee be gone
i dont have that said erin but i do have salt ahh wait erin said i have lysol give me anything she gave me corn starch i sprayed it and the bugs left suddenly my freind saw a bears tummy look your dad got a cushin no thats a bear suddenly the bear woke up me wan coco comb my dad said look coco pebeles ummmmmm by then on or raft my dad got some nuclear waste and said ive been doing this for ten years no there are turtles in there suddenly a lake monster appered to be ended tomorrow

typin pal juniuor

is this is hard to type you will not like typing pal jr. but if yer to old for that you,ll
be sayin ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhb when you see typin pal i;ve never ever tried but its bad go to de,marque .com to type evil in your blog

the season of pink

winter is goood summer way good fall ok but this season its the season of pink oh man posters leaves ahhhhhhhhhh
evry thing you know about spring is a le if i had a blowtorch id blow off those pink flowers
they aren't buds there evil horid gross blech get it over with arden jurskis this is not a peace essay ill
give you 3x fs

bam

poor toys

joe bender and alien bender got killed well it all started 3 years ago when we went to Flordia i got a thing called joe bender one day i brought joe bender when my parenets told me otherwise i hid joe bender in my bathing suit pants i forgot joe was in my pants so i kept joe in my pants and he fell out of my pants

cell phone a sight to see in a theatere

ever herd a guy say please refrian from flash photography cel-phones video taping jump ing on to the set well look back at the cel phone then the title then once your done
with looking back i will go to the story about 2 weeks ago we went to this black american music after waitingat least 10 minutes so anyways when it was time for the show to start i could see little blue lights called phones so if you see blue lights
in a theatere you know what they are

eggs lepprechans simularity evil

leprachans arent cute green men theyre really spys there pots of gold is a secret camrea if any means nessery call aunt
floppys i need salt to kill a spy emplorium and eggs there evil radioactive pink and green eggs filled with dentist s nihtmare
sugar look at the intro i know my great great uncle was caught by one and sentenced to happy floss learn how to brush your teeth so st patricks day and easter dont wear green or else something worse then being pinched will happen

anime overload

ok so you watch something from Japan that dosent mean you have to watch anime like 98.2 % of your seven -eight year old
life well it all started last fall at edisto island and we rented this video called spirted away i looked at it and i thought it was
called ani me and then this year is officaly really dumb spiritual movie year but be careful anime is evil the eyes the art the doll cheeks its evil gwa ha ha

news builiton

nnb

this is nnb nerd news builiten lily 6 year old girl loses he tooth at school soon she will get a dollar and her brother nachos or a hot dog now i have to take a shower PLEASE STAND BY beep bop hot news update janitor mark brown
flushes the toilet AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOW its the weather uhh today will be rainy on new update mob at the door its a lie ok see you soon anyway its the
seasme story earlier last year the people from seasme street all are 89 years old now instead of seaseame street you can watch seasme street retirement home now the macys thanks giving day parade is canceled a giant in flatable smurf
is now a big blue rag thanks for goining us on nnb