/ho ha ha jokes

how does santa get his mail
a stocking
what happends when rudolph swallowed a bug
a red throght
what do student say on decmeber 17
hooray!
what,s santas favorite team
the red socks

uh are my kids not seeing the true horror affect

SOME MOVIES JUST NEED TO BE horrid 1POLAR EXPRESS its good But some say if you watch the film in imax is seeing the true
horor affect plus no other actors the boy is tom hanks the mysterious hobo on top of the train 2 popye the sailor using spinach as a strength supply uh your kids will eat grass also they might name they`re gonna name their kids bruno or
olive 3. blue talks o.k. i might have made this up but genetic tests have proved that kids will go into school and say act 1
teacher; bob what is this teacher is holding up an angel bob; luna but this is gold use the link my mom to see just add water
not in theaters dont view 3 but good evning

crct got nothin on brains and no jingles

YOU GET WHAT IM DOING TH CAPS LOCK FOR JINGLES OH YEAH THIS POST well it was 5days ago FRIDAY TO BE EXACT I THINK I WOULD,VE BROUGHT EAR MUFFS RIGHT RIGHT well it was bout 2 30 time and do you know what A little call by the
secretary as the class walked to the gym i thought could it be about the caffetiera and you know what Happend then nothin but talin about next week it seems like tell us somthing we dont know and guess what a dumb jingle that went crct got nothin on me and they said there is no way we are closing school there were boos of about 50% oh and victiry in you
victory in me victory in you the reson ths jinjle is dull is because ... they already have victory in them did you know they are teachers they like the stuff off all the post try to link iif yu throw up comment with blecccck

Part 3

when you have an advantage it blows away and you actuly have a fizzed gingerale float me before i fell i had to go to base Sandaigo in oska a town of the futre i cheked the moniter 700 energy crysttials actovatate super adio scope mope o poko
captured thunder hawk exelent your uning low on energy crystals by runing low on enregy enery betit wiped the aliens away the end of story ...

part 2

toddlers kids of space i use topz did i say that well EMERGENCY NEWS FLASH !!!!! were live at downtown killervile weve seen a giant baby atack the great possum temple a anchient power since todler was made the aphids ate leaves to turn into rexons wait its in orlando florda exaactly it is evil the todler could cause a flood we must get to ouur leader commannder ... all toddlers report to goko sagi huh the thuner hawk they stole it huh ball ship laoding aww shoot come on wont this thing shoot a mini lazer ithout my sogoo wacth broke but was i wrong a mini lazer shot but fortunintly i brought my jet pack i was able to chase the thunder hawk for 20 minuts i lost track in 5 seconds i lost track aparently my jet pack run on bataris to so i fell to be continued tomorow 

in a galaxy far away one speical picture

in the freaky regions of outer space one man goes up into the celastreal attic comes one picture will be shown on earth to laugh at humanity and all man kind shows a cruel space ship
that wont move a mussel one a 5 year old could drive to use a milk beam at the earth one with a lazer that looks like bottle carrying milk one amusment park called candeler park a park
that carrys the toodler a speicies that cold harm a aphid while other kids cary on the purpuse to go on rocking horses a galactic evil planing to scream at there mommy this footage was found 15 years ago the spaceships name is the special bus killing freaks called A.PHI.D alien physics
hard intelngince dead bugs this force is runned by a janitor nammed kitty grits ducky the ducky family was 12 pepole Gertrude beunett gruoge turnstone malfron nigel quint montogo all
amy hido goop silk and pole invented this spacepad of kids to be continued

What lies beneath pink elephants on parade

ok preschool logic dot code 1.0890.42 bubbles popping is how we learned to vote false was there king my way false 2 is this
true and pink elaphants float like a monster under your bed like the extremly sarcastic man looks more like a japenese
moving picture tells even more of a story like dumbo theese story are both about bubbles and disney movies you see if pink elphants

on parade now you see clown who can fly
dumbo
understand good know leave me some coments

cry for a song you saw

this was true do ask me
that on roudulph the red
nose raindeer you know
with the elf hermy its a
name fellow bloggers so its
rouldolh logic so here
you captured a crook who stealed toys
and the jerman cclocks
and he was a teedy bear
and he sang a song and
i almost cried but i didnt

what i never get to do even if i cant stand the joy of my life wicth is not a good thing

what are the 2 things i like
1 freedom
2 choice
knowbody has noticed that then i have to obey
evryone im weak other 18
i got evrything on my back
when i play with
the shrill
tells mom poof
pley tell poof
play
its the crcle of
boring
she is really nice
sometimes i add on to this post telling
you she is not all bad
she sometimes dosent bother
me

the dog poem

pup pup pup hush licck lick lick ew gross
hot weinener goes to scotland licking the
tower of pisa then theyed need a towel of
pisa id rather be the tower of pizza
of pizza

word of the day

hey welcom e to word of the day heres the word of the day
publix

breadstock invitation

hurry up we need the top secret files goychya huh go to the 1st annual BREADSTOCK It has live music not like pop diva stars
just some hi schoolers and a moonwalk is it limited no 5 min timer just jump jump jump and away and plus free food coffee pizza but its a dollar admission for raffle ticket and 5 for a t- shirt so for bready info go to the archives click my dad

online bible

itself timothy 35 16,, the holy scriptures which are able to make thee wise into salvation through
faitth wich is jesus crhist jesus
all scriptrue is given by insporation of god and is
profitable for doctirine for reproof for reproof for
correcton
for law for instrouction in rightenouss

lookin at night

lookin at night is spooky looking at night makes me scared stars look at you water drips upon the earth noises may be scary lookin at night is a picture painted in a readers mind so look at night when a reader goes to bed

scrigh higly discoverd bug

what has 4 legs dosent bite well its been discoverd if you think its a cricket but its hopping in your pants its a scrich half spider half grasshopper and half cricket we dont know how it got in our house but it did newly discoverd bug spider
cricket grasshopper the end

chees dog

chess is for pepole cheese is your digestins
dogs like cheese dogs are weiners
milk is for cats scraps are for rats
so what i say to you is don catch
the flu and dont eat
fly food we all are diffrent
but simalar to you

how would you rank this poem
a b c d e f
comment your rank of the poem and
why.
also heres some insperation interview
well here i am bloging when
lily and the dog and they come
i n telling me
dog ate the bannana
so THE END

monatary crisis in fairy world

donate gold into a depoisit
or no more golden dollars /
no 100 cent coins bot it
need money sorry were
out of gold dear tooth
fairy

just get in trouble

at a mueseum nobody lets you paintbut one musm says you can you pay 50 dollars to get in maybe its fee for wrting on the wall dont say your irish or else you will be an boring sweetish dancer parents dont agree with going to this musem it inspires kids to get in trouble youll need to be mr clean 24 hours a day just ps if you like writing on your walls dont mind what ijust said take him o the musem to SIN 1 hour a day so dont spend 50 dollars for notty children youll get in trouble with the man ps dont do this if you rented a house or pay 243678901234688054134 $

the mighty ducks civil war i mean

the amazing civil war bird
go civil war ducks not
mascots and i hate
footballl got it so i
dont you know about history
its a boat and a hot rod bling bling
the end

now time for OLD BOOK FACTOR 2 @ monocle blog

OUR LAST INSADENT FROM LAST WEEK REPETIVE WORDS CUTING IT SHORT CREEPY SLIDESHOWS AND DUMB TUTURING MUSIC BUT NOT TODAY ZURG O INSEDENTS THIS BEGINS IN 30 SC 29 28 27 26 25 30 SECONDS LATER OK NO MO... HEY WHERE IN THE HECK IS MY CO HOST A NOTE DEAR RDEN GONE FOR A 345678901 DAY TRIP SO IM GONE DRULL YOUR CO HOST PS I QUIT GESS WHAT LOUSY SPELLING AND EFFORT MY NAME IS
ARDEN GOT IT NOT RDEN MEANWHILE IN JAPAN KOYASHU KOLO STI NERDAN BACK IN THE USA
OH SO HE MOVED TO JAPAN ILL GO AND WHILE YOUR WAITING UH THIS IS A STUPID ACT EMERGENCY PARENTAL BLOCK THE END

a litlie rhyme

minut made lemonade limenade Other

Its A whitewash world after all not better than the world aint so big O.K

now we know disney is a good company of 97% where did 2% go ? lets se white wash for example davy croket did not brake put a crack in the liberty bell he helped slavery be allowed you know why donald duck was invented because of WAR am i write like ike now what if they made egypyt land egypt land but no correct answer slavery see what I mean
now so crisis in disney PERCANT OF 2 disney
did something so bad that pepole in the cival war did REVOLT so
the beter way to say it is the world of disney
aint so big it may have lost magic by 2 %

wait

the moncle blog gets bigger and bigger tomorow so please wait will particapate

i do not i want to

i do rymes with winne the pooh
i do is a love word
dont make your daughter a flower girl
honey moons arent for babys
dont give your kids juice boxes if this happens

interview 2

tell me about yourself man open up go linkin cool cat

the dory story im not stupid saying phrases

Once upon a time there was a DVD called finding nemo bla bla bla not a good begining sentence
mabye it is please wait a moment well our dad was sleeping no this is not pinocho mom said get me a drink when all of a souden moo a he thought aww those crazy kids well dont think were bad its just the tv so he got the drink later on he heard rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre so he called
the alarm the alarm company and they said well give you a call in 15 mnts he said what ii have to listen to this for 15 mnts now evrybody knows 15 mnts is notorisly short amount of time but alas life is not fair sometimes so mr time travel here we come 15 mnts later uh basicly were not doing any thing its the smoke alarm so he goes to lilys room she did not wake up he should of checked if she was dead so he went sleep but something goed chip chip the end of a chronicle
of soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
anoying noises ps turn of your own digatal telivision with our handy dandy
remote control chuckle please

NEW BOOK FACTOR

HERE IS AS TOLD BY ARDEN POEMS NOT STORIES AT ALL WHAT SO EVER
NEVER MIND THAT IM GOING TO SAY WHAT SO EVER AGAIN HE SAID WHAT SO EVER 2 TIMES OH YEAH WELL HERE'S BOOK FACTOR
BOOK FACTOR WAS BROUGHT YOU BY ... REWIND TO BE CONTINUED WHAT SO E... 3 TIMES HERE'S MORE I GUESS
BOOK FACTOR IS NOW ON AIR SO CLAP YOUR HANDS CHIRP
HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOOD CHUK CHUCK BLUH PLEASE WAIT IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD WHEN IF I GEUSS NEVER EVEN FOREVER 20 MINUTS LATER OK GATOR
THIS CAMPAING CANNOT GO ON MON GOT IT RON
WELL BE ... REWIND WE ALL GO TO BED WHEN WERE SLEEPY HEADS LIKE ARE HOST
YOUR NOT LIKING THE MAN
YOU SHOULD STAND UP TO
HIM
UNDERSTAND LETS HAVE A SLIDESHOW TUTURING MUSIC YOU SE INTELAGNCE IS COLD AND OLD 8,00,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 SEE
THATS WHY YOU GO TO SCHOOL ISNT IT TO CAVEMEN TO NOW BUB
TIME FOR A I5 MINUT COFFE BRAKE SO I DONT HAVE TO RAKE THE LEAVES

eye a dine

thank you rebekah for the eye arden

Book mush

Welcome to book mush. Its a very exquisite journal that teaches you how important paragraphs are. This would be great if you sent me quotes from books. If you don't like it you can say that's mush. Ill perfect it.

step 2 of book mush. This is graded so here are 3 interesting grades. Comical adventures misery. These are important during book mush. It wont make it to the encyclopedia and the website. if you get E on the grades.intereseting comment fact 101/102 we will get to that later.

i will start book mush
from the bad beginning by lemony snickett "he called out kindly"
Number of quotes so far 0001/10000
goal i haven't reached my goal of one thousand

TOTAL COUNTDOWN

5 ANNOYING
4 D-
3 B
2 BLAAST
1 EXITING

news

ARDENS BLOG 2 WILL BE MADE 2004 FALL

all the levels in seaira arcade

1 hyperspace
2 sword trainer
3 boss
4 police
5 police
and more

Interview

On this post I will send you answers for your questions so link

2 buttons to not push

1 dunk tank target
2 reverseal

trainining new bloggeer info

first type n your name sometimes type abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwyz so make a password And pick a type of blog than go post your words perfect now enjoy the blog

h2zone travel tips

if you are in a different country you have diffrent h2o

if i had a dollar

70 people are in a strange brain drain so if had a dollar for every brain they dont have id have 1$

ranking rides

we ranked 2 rides
splash 100
space 50

human game

at disney world resort or theme parks
are one of the bests spots to get into
grand metropolis world of the future
but the thrill of targeting games comes
down to the top of your chest in 2 rides
space ranger spin and mission space
are the best video game events
in disney history

2 BIRD CALLS YOU WOULDNT USE

1 WOODY WOODPEKERS CALL
2 SOUND OF A BROKEN RECORD PLAYER

7 ate 9

attention reader
do not i reapeat do not get bit by a clown
if you laugh you'll turn into one
so do not get bit by a clown
P.S. CURE MIMES

addy

MY dad has add so he forgets stuff any way we tried to go to this mall and forgot so i joke and call him addy

2 reasons not to play arcade near somebody

1. they will think its real and start attacking
2. if you're the enemy you'll have to face super turbo boost

Air sent

I tricked my sister i said airplanes have noses to
work her into the joke i said they have
magical tar that lets them smell

self-portrait

SPIT Girl

some girls spit blob chaos shapes

WARNING

THIS POST SHOULDN'T BE READ UNLESS YOU ARE LEMONY SNIKET AND IF YOU DONT READ THIS POST FINE I DONT WANT YOUR READING TOO FINE SO DONT BE THAT DARING IF YOU DO GO TO THE NEAREST SHOE STORE AND ORDER A CHEESEBURGER.

WTH ALL DUE RESPECT,

ARDEN!

A taste of art part 1

my teacher said were doing a taste of art i thought BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH SO SHE said not eat the clay drink the pant she said draw food so i drew a little picture it Mrs Osten SAID to color it with colored pencils NOT PAINT would be a better idea

save the worms?

me and lily were at the botanical gardens, and i saw A WORM PETING ZOO, which is a bit crazy so i decided to join the party. she told us about worms. so sunday may 2, 2004 lily & me started to get worms and grubs and i said today i'll read a description about our community.

NICK LIE

WARNING DON'T TRUST ANY THING THE TV TELLS YOU SOMETIMES NICK WILL TRICK YOU it happened today inergeliictoon marathon but NO it was dumb teenage shows talk about
early teenicck

my way

you should say hey when you go your way
when you're on vacation when you want privacy
you should lay on the couch at the hotel
then on a kangaroos pouch
so don't get anything in your way
'cause than you'll want more

Title insporation

i first thought of the title ardens hopes and dreams NEVER come true. but then mom said if it comes true
it isnt a hope or a dream! but i remebered my favorite book SERIES OF UNFORTANATE EVENTS !
the mono blog so i made the Monocle blog!

cereal bars

you shouldnt eat ceral bars even though you can eat in the car but if you go to far youl need a candy bar
called tar bars your toung would slide cause hang glide but me cats think im very fat so dont think im dumb cuase wrighting this poem was a bumb

The dumb music 20 times dumber than your own!

Wednesdays I have music and Mrs. millsaps said "we will play a game today". i thought OH BOY A GAME la la la. So we standed in a oval triangle shape. And one guy danced but we had to SING! And when the it got to the time to be out they said pick me! So beware of MC graw hill!

alarm clock for you but a tv for me!

you see i got this tv and i only play gamecube with it.
It`s strange that my dad wanted to check my tv. but then it said clock? my dad turned that on! and i thought in the morning it would say GOOD MORNING BIKINI BOTTOM ! so anyway i went to BED
but when i woke up it was on! it didnt say it.

paws or fins?

Today we got this brocure paws how to get a pet. And I thought not all animals have hands like you remeber the song you are a human animal? You have hands and fish have fins and octopuses have tentecles! I say they need a better name. also they dont know what I dont think they realize!
animals have not just paws they somtimes have fins !

robots did it

chao

My sister once saw this video game Sonic adventure 2 battle. so anyway I started playing it and I found the chao key and she loved once I went to the CHAO GARDEN and I stoped it ! she said CHAO TIME STEALER!
whenever I put in that game she says chao garden?