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Please Come To The New MB

2009-07-01T19:41:00.002-04:00

In case you did not read my Buffy The Lawyer 149th post rick roll extravaganza... Or B you actually believed me please come to themonocleblog.wordpress.com
Do It So The Children can fufill their dream...

Shut Up And Click The Link

2009-04-20T20:08:00.002-04:00

Ok Listen up i've opened up a new Monocle Blog that Buffy cant ever find all you have to do is find it

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Well this is the end

2009-04-10T17:03:00.004-04:00

Hey guys i've got some really bad news. I just got an email from Miley Cyrus's lawyer, Buffy. Unfortunately they sent me a Cease or Desist order saying if I don't shut this blog down they'll fine me 1,000,000,000 U.S Dollars.

THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

I'm sorry it had to end this way but I guess thats just the way the dice rolls. If you want to fight to keep MB alive please go to this link http://www.buffylawfirm.com.

Hai Gaiz Wazzup

2009-03-26T17:10:00.002-04:00

H3llo Th3r3!

Did you find Waldo? No... did you find the number 3 any where (If you said "Right after number" or "Your Face" You suck.). Well this is just a perplexing epidemic of the language of Cell Phone Text Messages. Its sad that at this point we spell thanks and later like this, thnx and ltr. Its honestly sad. Our literacy has gone down due to Text Messages, No longer can our literacy improve. In order to create a solution I have made a nice Presentation of the Freakishly Amazing Kid English-Equalizer or F.A.K.E. In a sense its a box with some flash cards. For extra effectivity you can put in a dictionary and other stuff.

Only 3 Posts away to the big 150

Love Is In The Airwaves

2009-03-21T17:02:00.002-04:00

Well love is one of those things that really has changed over the years. Originally if you were going to make someone feel loved you would just go outright and say it. Now we make up crap to get the coveted #1 spot on the radio. Love Songs are a big ticket item that for some reason took off I mean its good in all but why Love? Yeah its special but do you think anyone who wrote a Love Song is still in or ever was in Love. I mean seriously the quality of the Lyrics went way down as well. I mean we went from this to this to bloody hell. Well why cant we sing about something else ? There's the economy, The war, Obama, Teen Pregnancy, Or even D&D (If you dont know what that is, I admire you). Well as long as we don't make a song entitled "My life would suck without you" Society is in tact. Don't Believe my clever reasoning well I wrote a Love song its called
The Stereotypical Love Song
Just cuz your a slut your'e still hot.
I Think we should make out.
While our alcoholic parents smoke...
I will make you love me because you know what...

Oooh Im Soo Sexah
Showin my Stuffz
Gettin Some Love Because
Oooh Im Soo Sexah
You know that i'm hot
Lets do it.

I buy her some idle little gifts
Some chocolates, A Bunny, And a giftcard to
My LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
She says thats the worst pick-up line
So She slaps me and she says goodbye
So now i'm depressed so I buy some Crack
Cuz' Of My Heart Attack

I walk home and I say
A word that would probably get Finn Suspended.
I get a ring in my Cell Phone
And I reach in my pocket
And I Grab My Cell Phone
Check The Caller I.D.
Its Betty
I Answer The Phone
And you know what
In 20 Minutes Were kissing and hugging
And I Say Lets Get Married
She says why not were 16 we can Drive

And Now we live in Alberquerque
Have 4 children and she says
I Shouldn't have went with you you
Lying cheating mother
I say hold on we cant use that language
And she's End THE SONG PLEASE
And I say Ok

Thats The Sterotypical Love Song
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I wrote that In health class...

Thank you and we've almost reached 150 Posts Yay!

Curing Election Addictions

2008-11-09T21:11:00.002-05:00

Welcome to Dr.Feelbeeter's Shopping Extravaganza in time for christmas, today we are talking to you about your election addiction. Since 2007 you've been injecting yourself with all this crap with Mccain Vs. Obama, Obama is a terrorist, John Mccain is found endorsing an Iraqi carbonated beverage known as Bom-Usa today we are going to be talking about this problem you have.The first step is buying my election addiction gum called Electionette It uses a little bit of Sarah Palin's Stupidity, A dash of nutmeg, And alot of Drugs. Then buying my "You can quit but your not trying hard enough, Yes I am, No your not, Go to heel, Its actually hell,Shut up you stupid retard." CD set its filled with lots of intresting seminars like "Obama Never Was A Terrorist It was a lie", "Joe the plumber is actually a fry cook" ,and "YAY, we dont have to watch the news anymore for 4 years!" that are truly miraculous and make a perfect gift. Mabye its a little harder for you so thats why we created the "Dr.Feelbetter's sewaside commiter 3000" it kills you in just 3 easy steps and its customizable so you can choose whether you want hanging or being stabbed with a knife.We also have the official wee little obama's for your kids. Theyre so cute. Theyres a sale going on the wee lil obamas 75% on! you can also get Tivo's with every news report on the election known to man! Also we have the newest Females in 2012 T-Shirt wth Hillary Clinton or Sarah Palin. Or both for that SNL shirt you wanted but never got. Speaking of which wev'e got all the CNN reporters as barbie and ken dolls and for a limited time only Electionmon trading cards with a limited edition Palinchu Foil Card. So come on in and shop the right way with Your election addiction curing superstore DFS.
All sales final people buying the Electionette gum experienced rotting eyeballs bleeding vomiting constant urge to wipe but snot kidneystones and gas zorin is not meant to imply to any current events results may vary .We are not responsible for any sewasides cofee makers blowing up. Tivos were stolen. Wolf blitzer ken doll does not talk palinchu stuffed doll out of stock go away buy the stuff dont read this why are you ahh loser.

Debate Prep For IKNN

2008-10-15T19:16:00.002-04:00

Fox: Hello I'm your moderator Fox Rudolph here with the best political team on blogger and we are just hours away from witnessing an old man make a fool of himself on live television. So since we have little time on our hands and the night is young we'll bring you our predictions on the debate. For our first question: How will the candidates react to the economic crisis.

Eisinhower: You know Fox John Mcain really is good at debates especially in the town hall format so thats why I didnt watch the debate last week because I knew he would win. But overall I think Mcain knows what he is talking about, unless he's talking about Obama. The economy he would handle well In my opinion he's gonna just blabber about taxes and be retarted for 90 minutes. But i still love you Mcain.

Fox:I see... well we got lucky enough to get in touch with vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Ms.Palin are you in.
Palin:Hello out there in New York.
Fox:Uh yes Ms.Palin what do you define as a Washington outsider.
Palin: Well Fox you know ive never been outside of good old Alaska where we can see russia from my houe.
Fox:Thats Just Wonderful... Now what is your view on what makes a maverick well a maverick.
Palin: Well you know i'd like to answer that question but ive got this great joke we tell in Alaska how do you tell the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull?
Fox: Lipstick
Palin: Wow you know that joke like a native alaskan.
Fox: Just one more question do you believe global warming is manmade.
Palin:No its just god giving us a big hug.
Fox:Okay that was Vice Presidential Pick Sarah Palin

Fox:Thank Goodness thats over that Palin lady is just plain retarted he-he.Well anyway now that thats over were going to tune in with California State University where we have a group of un-decided voters who just so happen to care enough to watch the debate here were getting live sattelite feed from this group with Clairice Veronica

Clarice: Well here we have multiple Undecided voters who each have a device that will affect the little line you see at the bottom of your screen weve explained to them how to use it. Now we will talk to one of these randomly selected unsworn voters
Voter:Hey Mom thanks for letting me talk on TV.
Clarice:Your welcome now who do you support in this race
Voter:I dont support nobody im a undecided duh.
Clarice:Back To you fox.

Fox:Well its almost time for the debate im sleepy and we will be back soon with poll results until then goodnight

Arden For President

2008-09-04T18:11:00.003-04:00

Today there's been a lot of debate over fuel prices should we drill or should we not drill in Yellowstone national park.If im to be elected president i will in alternate clean fuels such as Antimatter and Isotopes.Also ill send out all the economic stimulus checks you want so you just email me when you want an economic stimulus package.Ill also open up forums online so i can get in touch with people.Ill make taxes more affordable and just by calling a 1-800 number you can pay the low low price of 19.95$.Ill also end our current war in Iraq and start a new war with our real enemies Utah,and Canada.So what are you waiting for vote for me you wont regret.
Seriously though don't vote for me.

Labor Day

2008-08-30T09:52:00.002-04:00

The day after tomorrow is a very special day its labor day the day when everyone celebrates their job...By not doing it.Wow I never noticed how STUPID that is until now.I do like the day of in all but still shouldn't you celebrate you working by working?
Did the government just want a day off or something.So I officially decree that September 1st 2008 should now be called No Labor Day when we celebrate the lazy bum inside us all.Where all the doctors don't give a care about "Some stranger we Dont know about who is injured" and fry cooks get paid double to make mediocre burgers all day.So this labor day just be that lazy bum we all know you are.

Reminding the world Obama Will Win

2008-08-08T08:47:00.001-04:00

Well Elections Are Coming Soon i want to add some memoroblia of the political punch line President bush.So lets remind everyone about why we should vote democratically.

Second Term | Funny Jokes at JibJab

Holiday Mascot REJECTS

2008-08-03T20:32:00.004-04:00

Well with the holidays starting right after Halloween I figure its time to tell of the marvelous rejects of the holiday mascots.You know Santa Claus,The Easter Bunny you know the ones you tell your kids to make them shut the crap up yeah those.Well Santa went through Mr. or Mrs. Mascot yeah so enjoy this montage.

Norman New Year-Every new years eve he would slide down the new years day pole and put a diaper under your pillow filled with baby new years crap.He unfortunately was kicked off and his tribal flame was extuinguished.

Black Friday Bluebird-He Sings the pleasant sound of company jingles and lays eggs filled with promotions.He unfortunately was kidnapped by Russians and forced into Communism.

Birthdta Caklaus-when its your birthday make sure to leave ice cream and syrup for Birthdta Caklaus if you do he will give you a fresh birthday cake in your leiderhosen and shnitzels via email.Why he wasnt excepted well Radda Radda Radda Radda.

Halloweenie on every halloween night if you stay up till midnight the butcher cuts the fresh weiners in half and feed it to notty boys and girls.

Well there you have it be extra good so Hallowenie dosent show up at your house

Dont You Buy JC Penny Dont Dont Dont

2008-07-29T20:35:00.004-04:00

Well summers pretty much dead after being shot multiple times by the school system we all have to face the reality of Bullies,Standardized Tests,and Black Friday.Well before the massive failures,Wedgies,Or new 2 disc special editions of MOMMY FIGHTS Season 2 Brawl at the mall we have to deal with the harshest reality of all Back To School Shopping.Dont worry we have some helpful hints on buying the least amount of crap with your Christmas budget.First and foremost Back to school shopping lists are for Wiping your butt on.For example one time i got this awesome back pack that was awesome well all my teachers said it was "Harder to Organize" or whatever but our crappy society tells us we have to do that list so be just a little rebellious.Next and more importantly is your backpack just a word Dont buy any Target,Wal-Mart,K-Mart,Or Buy n Large Backpacks.after the first day of school they rip open and are useless :(. Now that ive explained Supply safety lets talk Commercial safety.If your about to commit sew aside from that Retarded JC Penny Commercial ("Dont You Forget About Me Dont Dont Dont").Now first im going to be very fair and say if your watching TV all summer you're a bum go outside for Petes own sake go in the pool.But if you insist a good tip is just mute it so you dont have to hear dont multiple times so what are you waiting for Go let the public school system eat your wallet drink some lemonade and watch mommy fights!

Summer Movies 1 Review

2008-07-07T22:03:00.002-04:00

Its Summer the time people spend by the beach reading dumb books about stolen art and losers dating. But now we can all stay inside where its nice and air conditioned and watch good movies.Unfortunately some of them suck really bad now im gonna review every summer movie ive seen in a swirling cornucopia of every directors dream and somes worst nightmare

Iron Man-Really Iron Mans my favorite superhero.Its great seeing a self centered butt hole turn into a Good old Democrat.But it was kinda weird seeing the bad people being iraqis not chinese people.Plus they have to have a love life why Pepper Potts.Shes a freaking geezer in the comics not some lady.But even though it wasnt true to the comic its a great movie.Tony Stark was great he had a wii i loved it alot. 95%

Speed Racer-Alot of people criticize Speed Racer saying it was stupid i say good things about it was great the special effects were amazing the story was great and probably the best Racecar movie ive ever seen. 90%

Indiana Jones:Kingdom of the crystal skull
Ive always wanted a Indy Star Wars Crossover except i had no clue it would end up to this.Harrison ford looks like he just came out of the old folks home the return of Marion was odd and the amount of CGI wound up to make it feel animated and cartoony the fact its based in the 60s is as stupid plus ALIENS Lucas have you lost it its overall crazy crappy. 54%

Prince Caspian
Long story short narnias about to be sold as real estate when Ben Barnes meets Jackie Jenny Lucas and Carl the fight the idiot tamarins and go fight evildoers but Susan and peters contract with walden expires so you will never see those to again but really this movie is awful lame. 85%

Get Smart
Ahh the first hillarious movie its sleek and stupid Russians antoginize with anne hathaway (21) and Steve Carell (40) Dating and Really Bad Action Sequences youll pee in your pants laughing. 93%

Kung Fu Panda
Action Movie yes Comedy no its physical gags plus crappy jokes with good characters and good kung fu but of all things dont expect comedy please.

Wall.E
A good addition to pixars wall of fame all though this one felt High cost of low pricey and secretly backing Obama but still its great its funny and plays hello Dolly alot but still a excellent movie. 98%

Well thats it ill be back with more reviews

The Makings Of a Classsic fairy tale

2008-06-30T22:35:00.004-04:00

In 2003 a book called the Tale Of Despero was released now sometime in the next year universal will be releasing a movie on this.Now on the Little kiddy Regal Firstlook i saw promos for that dumb Space Chimps Movie and Journey To The Center of the earth.Well one was a promo for that despero movie that they claimed to be a CLASSIC Fairy tale.Well to help universal and the retard writer of despero help classify a Classic Fairy Tail ive made a few hints.First of all the authors name must rhyme with Smuthers Himm or Sans Histian Manderson or something like that.Next it has to be written before 1985 not 2003 im serious call a 5 year old baby a oldy goldy and people will consider you a freaking idiot! Also there has to be SOME Blood and Gore because seriously disney movies are like a coke without bubbles all the actual classic fairy tales have some gore.Well Hope your tiny brains are not overloaded if you want you can get some hot milk and read it slower universal i know reading is big and bad

Appliance Direct! (Wakkie Nu Nu)

2008-05-13T10:19:00.001-04:00

Well i suppose your curious this is endlessly looping in Florida theres more i will post so enjoy i guess

First Art Works The Greatest Intellectual Property Hiest of the Century!

2008-05-13T09:43:00.003-04:00

Yeah when I have a day off and have nothing to do I guess I might as well write some posts.First of all I love making money by drawing its great seriously I can get 50 bucks selling Mario For President Bumper stickers all the freaking time.Now First Art Works is a different story first they come to Your school and ask "Let us use YOUR property and steal students art and make a art show so your students have to buy stuff they made and we will give you 20% of all our profit." Ok the 20% part was sorta wholesome but they said PROFIT not Gross so thats mabye 2 bucks a painting so mabye alltogether assuming everyone shelled out 30$ to get thier kids painting(s) it might be 200$.Next You have a loophole on the first art works website it says "The person with the access code (provided by the school) has first choice to purchase the Original art package. If the Original art package is purchased online prior to the show, the art will be shipped to the purchaser and will NOT be on display at the show. " In other words Beef O Bradys CAN Buy My art if my mom is lazy and dosent buy my art the school any bum who cames to the Art Show Can Buy my art AND could wind up Anywhere.I want a piece of the pie!Yeah so i can get attention please view the site. http://www.firstartworks.com/index.html

Curse You Miley Cyrus+Notice on Further Young Grindle Podts

2008-05-12T17:41:00.003-04:00

Yes another cruel post about the redneck (Pop) star Miley Cyrus.We all know about that bedsheet thing and really I KNEW this would happen.Lets Get real the past 3 Disney Stars have seen the light of nudity why should a (wholesome) redneck not carry the torch.Now really to say that this photo is "artsy" is so STUPID.The Bedsheets are artsy not Miley.Look im not slandering opinions im making a point Nudity during "The Rennisance" was artsy this is Wackie Nu Nu.Any way I will seriously bring it back im going to post it sometime this month ... I hope

A Dumb Idea

2008-01-29T21:41:00.001-05:00

Im going to give you a act i honestly hate burger king despise it id put it to a end but i must say i really think this was the worst marketing pitch destroyed by my blog i watch american idol so i saw some commercials really butchering actually good music but it came to me that i say this video is sorta funny its BKs whopper Freakout so while this videos funny and all i cant help but feel bad its kinda a mediocre way of advertizing but however ( not trying to sound like Leonard Maltin) Shows the usas dependency on burgers and since valintines day is coming up i thought id write some realistic fic on this enjoy
Da Burger
Paul looked at it it was lovely he felt like shelling out cash just for clothes for it there it was a big mac he took a bite but it tasted odd he looked close at it the patty was manure and the tomato was a cocroach he still spit out he ran to the front of the line he cried" Im on a diet and this is the only burger i eat in 1000 days" he started crying the manager looked and said "listen this is a marketing campaign and ill give ya yer slop later but no promises about saliva on it but youll eat" he ran away he was sick of eating that weightwatchers crap and needed a burger he went home to see if the burger kings were closed and this is what he saw

he cried and ran to his closet he got his husky clothes and started to tie knots until he made a nouse he quickly strung his neck and died his chubby dieting friend cried his one pal had died if only food service was good

2008 the year of the myspace

2008-01-09T21:27:00.000-05:00

Hi now its the new year so my new years resolution is well nothing because hitler became evil by a new years resolutions and now look your using so called eco friendly crap like fords the edge so anyway i wanted to warn you about the following thing its called O.S.N.W its a website that is not good or funny now its what all the presidential candidates do adults theres even a colledge my friends i must warn you so ill hurt it its Social networking websites its crap its summer buetiful and its raining money and flamethrowers theyre editing my profile and using Adobe Photoshop to make you look sexy so you can invite online predators to abduct you and have sex with you ( if your lucky its Mit Romni) and heres the best part it has gifts there 1$ that is spent on a virtual panda with a t shirt saying BUY CRAP well its not enouh to any colledge students tht read my blog write that paper dont go there go here and dont buy webkinz

Young Grindle Chp.4 Educational Field Trip

2007-12-17T21:02:00.000-05:00

As grindle matured he learned more and more but really his mom felt guilt he hasnt been anywhere for a while and the cave for a while so it was decided that he should have a field trip not the circus and decided to go to the Town history center on homeschool day so one day they went to the history center grindles mom saw her insuarance agent and thought he needed a good yappin at but she had grindle but knowing he had matured yapped anyway well knowing his mistake in years past said mother can we go see history hal she replied OK but ted you are the single worst agent on the planet well they wwent inside and sure enough a creepy looking man in a girl scoutish uniform in a disturbing voice im History sam because History hal was sick history harry ate history hal history harry got a arrested by precinct parry and here i am. well dont sing no matter what
you do said grindles mom well lets start our tur now here is mr.Gabriel he had six fingers grindle smiled he showed many hings most of witch he would never use well after the tour he had to wait in the lobby and after a while he got bored and left he walked around soon grindlesmom came t pick him up and he wasnt there she looked everywhere unil the musem was put on lockdown however it was to late he was walking across the street to starship adult entertainment and went inside he saw nudity sex the f word and his own mothers pictur he took a nap on the fuzzy floor and slept. soon enoughe was in th history center along with his mother who sighed and said never again
Chp.5 R.C.H.H.F.M.P Organization

Young Grindle Chp.3 Math Tutor

2007-12-13T20:55:00.000-05:00

As much as Grindles mother wished she would have said " Well that really dissapoints me and i belive you should trim your mothers nosehairs" little by little she enjoyed it grindle wrote and read ok but when she asked for hime to count to ten he would say Purple g Jhonny Depp 65 1 hola 10 this scared her if he grows up thinking 9 is hola they will ask "who taught you that crap" grindle absent minded as he was would answer my mother thus digging her deeper she tried hard summer bridge said to possibly find a tutor so that if that dosent work he will be to blame and she will not have to move to Bolivia and change her name she put up a job offer on Despraterichpeople.com her description was " Retarted demon needs to learn mathematics reward 500 shillings " well sure enough people called they figure teaching a demons better then 8th graders well it came to be that the first desprate guy Jon alphya was there first when he came he told grindles mom to leave the house and he will teach math in 2 ours well grindle said hi mister are you gonna teach me mathmagic i sure am now i think the best way to learn is by song right when jon started to sing Grindle began to bleed cry shriek he shut up and called grindles mom who was getting a massage and she said "You sung" and he said" yeah " she said " Well go to hell you cruddy barber shop math tutor teach a whale how to be extinct " she rushed home to find 500 shillings gone and grindle unconcious she cried ad dipped him in water he felt better he said mama did you send him to hell she said yes
Chp.4 coming soon

Top 10 worst toys of 2007

2007-12-12T20:01:00.000-05:00

Hi everyone merry xmas young grindle episode 3 is coming soon but after 3 or 4 years ivve made a whole buttload of lists but anyway im going to make you a list with a more comedic touch now if you sat your butt long enough to watch macys youll know we are close to xmas and hannukah so if you watch kiddo tv or cartoons you will see pretty dumb toys well here is a list of the top 10 worst toys

10.Mio Pup
Yeah its so wonderful another crappy electronic girl toy but its like a robo dog and apparentrly if you rub where his touch sensors his eyes will turn into a soccer ball or a star or a Shot bird sign but still its ok but its slogan "the future of freindship " means that friendship must really suck

9. Yu Gi Oh cards
This ones kinda self explanatory nothing says " Birth of jesus " like a demonic card game and new Gladiator booster packs yeah its the most wonderful time of the year

8. V Smile
Ok i think that the real issue with this is that this confuses parents that Metal Gear Solid will teach their children math because after all M is for math

7.Mega Blocks
Ah mega blocks huge cruddy building tools with power rangers and crappy instructions witch you dont understand well at least they ................................................................................................................................ arent a monopoly

6. Nerf Dart tag
just like yu gi oh nothing says birth of jesus like blasting each other with styrofoam darts for points and lets not forget if you wanna be the best you must by The Long shot

5 Any Disney Channel merchandise

Hooray more Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron merchandise to cover up every inch of your home for this id rather have REAL commercials

4.Any Electronic diary
Yeah my sister got one of these last xmas yeah it opened to anyone every night i take her diary and say in a girly tone "Princess" then it plays some showtune and says in a british accent Welcome Back

3.TMX Elmo
Yes the 50th or so anniversary of Tickle me elmo the toy that said the F word but now it has secret tickle spots and says someone give elmo a break ok youve ruined the economy give us a break

2.Webkinz
Last year these were cool and i was close to endorsing it on my blog but after Webkinz Mousepads Clothing bookmarks and trading cards and lets not forget deodarent i quit due to publicity and the eodarant didnt fly with the ladies

1.Baby Alive
The Creepy demonic dolls from the seventies returns with rocket urine green poop and says Mama i made a stinky or Mama its time for me to shoot you with my pee i love you to baby alive go to hell you bug eyed freak!

thank you very much i know you will have to refund but hey what have wally and marty done for you

Homeschooling Grindle Chp.2 the basics

2007-12-09T16:34:00.000-05:00

Grindles mom didnt have very much of a clue how to teach a kid how to read write or even count all she had a clue was all over the television during all the weekends before that faithful expulsion of schools on earth mars or canada so thats were Thon yonder Barney came in he possibly didnt teach a dang thing so it got to the point where all that was left to do was get a summer bridge teaching your "Special" child how to do easy stuff that you just plain do without giving a hell of a thought as the mother watched grindle sing " If all the raindrops were rum drops oh how drunk we would be" while screaming finnaly she turned of the tv and said " My darling its time you learned how to read and write" Grindle said Ok quickly she started reading the best way to teach your child how to read is by reading to the child this stimulates the Readdy part of the brain unfortunatly she did not have a book just Thoust Pepole Magizine she started reading Bob Barketh from if the price is right had ... Oh my lets see Milie Cyrus had sung my goodies have goodies to Zak Efron and the next day was reported to Oh crap well uh why dont you read this page said Grindles mom Grindle read Mr.Magoriums wonder emporium is for ... as grindles mother listned she felt proud that her son was reading and soon enough she bought a book for grindle called The Special Child grindle read then his mom asked him to write a synopsis of the book unfortunatley she had bought it from some guy standing in the middle of nowhere as she read Dis Buk (alot of his words are misspelled) Telz de stori of Cwint Dwen a speshal edid chiyld who thnks the wurld is a eg she was dissapointed no conclusion no beggining no end she knew he had alot of stuff to learn
Tune in next Week for me

Homeschooling Grindle Chp.1 Day Care

2007-11-24T22:57:00.000-05:00

By now your probably wondering why He is home schooled because A. Beowulf’s an idiot and he lies and had sex with Nikki Parker but he was still schooled in 4th Grade B. His Moms Freaking hot or C. He hates loud music. Well yeah 2/3ds of those are true but this is probably why. Grindle attended a Day Care known as Smiley Odeon acres. It was decent and for maybe a week or so Grindle behaved until his mother was talking on her cell phone cussing saying awful swear words. This was due to her car breaking down and her insurance had expired. “Well go to hell you sweaty swine because your mom is as ugly as the nose hairs of some cadaver,” Exclaimed His Mother! Now Grindle heard possibly every word that she had said and that it’s natural to mimic it. The very next day Mrs.Sunbun said awfully gleefully “Okay everyone its no put down day and those really hurt so lets hear some nice words lets start with Grindle” Grindle quickly mimicked “Well go to hell you sweaty swine because your mom is as ugly as the nose hairs of some cadaver”. This automatically created a huge controversy and soon the county was involved the State was involved and soon they decided that he had to be home schooled because they decided the only place where those words could be accepted is at home. Well I guess it’s better than repeating Mrs. Sunbun’s private life tune in next week for chapter 2 The Basics.

Grindle Beowulf and all related characters are not owned by me because the person who wrote the original is dead
But the phrase “Well go to hell you sweaty swine because your mom is as ugly as the nose hairs of some cadaver,” is in all ways nesescary owned buy Monocle Blog Enterprises Copywright 2007 all rights reserved .
P.S say it to your friends and you owe me a nickel

Who is hannah montana?

2007-10-11T18:11:00.000-04:00

There are very many wrongs in this world war poverty combination locks but out of all things on this planet we call earth there is one stupid littlething its called disney channel not all of that rathole channel just non walt disney crap i mean walt was dead even before the disney channels begginig but somewee walts watching high school musical throwing miniature trains at Zac Efron and Miley Cyrus . now honestly nobody watches that crap cause of the plot no its cause zac efron looks like a young ken doll or a girl . but even thogh HSM is a bigger problem problem it has a ok moral like " be yourself" and all that morality crap that you find in Dalai Llamma wise peaceful bubble gum . Hannah Montana has a stupid moral but For those of you who do not have a daughter or a sister or a life here is the plot Hannah montana is a stupid girl named miley with a redneck type of bonjovi dad and a brother who needs to run away in season 3 with stupid freinds named lily who looks hotter than miley and oliver whos the bad seed in a potato patch bt mily is a famous pop star but wants to go to a public school so she keeps it secret. now ocassianly this is funny but when the hannah montana cd came out things got ugly her songs are like an other teen disney star STUPID and PREWRITTEN so if anyone like i dont know Kenny ortega or Billy ray cyrus wants to complain go ahead i need a colledge education

Cats (what the hell is a jellial cat)

2007-05-17T20:51:00.000-04:00

If i were to find something to entertain juvinile toddlers i would of picked Cats and Rigadoon but since rigadoon is almost extinct Cats is my only option and i feel as if that my cat is just stupider first off it has absoluetly no hell of a plot not close
to something like ( A novel) will be made of that musical . its like Ra Ta Ta Hes A Curious cat Gaw lee ya didnt have to pull british english on me. Another absuelotuly terrible detail is your found inside a sewer gators digestive track its like You dont look like cats And you Dont look like people you look like Hooker Werewolves . And My final Question is WHAT THE HELL is a jellical cat i dont understand or is it Jelly Donught Cats or Jolly Good Cats? Fin End of discussion
Andrew Lloyd Webber if you have any possible comments/complaints/Hooker Werewolf musical adds please comment

This is just to say

2007-05-17T20:43:00.000-04:00

Thanks for your comment I did just feel like less attention was being paid to the episodes (more on the Imagination Nation thingy) I am STLL suscribed and glad you listened. I do still enjoy Dr.Floyd and i hope season 6 will be better on stories and stuff thanks for listening.

Dr.Floyd IS the COMMERCILIZED PODCAST

2007-04-23T21:22:00.000-04:00

I had always honered a few podcasts like storynoryand brainfood and Exdr.floyd now a days dr.f stinks i wouldnt say this if that EXgenius Grant Bacciocco dindnt say "duh i think ill make the imagination nation"this costs 19.99 (4 cents more than floam for a bonus on a Exfree family podcast i mean yeah havee a gift shop on your craphole website but if you advertise on a FAMILY PODCAST . Its more money less fun so Dr.floyd watch out cause Kyle Butler is gonna kick your a dash dash

Happy P.U is that aww crap

2007-04-20T16:49:00.000-04:00

Even though bloggers been playing poker with google loggin me out i just wanted to wish everyone happy easter . No more stupid Bunnies or Eastear eggs just uncle sam and his tax paid fireworks .But ijust wanted to tell you what easter eggs really are first little Al Capone bunny hops along when he sees an egg he thinks "money money money money" then he gets his massauring chainsaw and grabs all the eggs on the branch he cuts down then he dips the egg in plastic assorted color than in the easter the easter bunnies evil sweatshop where child labor laws dont apply they take birds into a cell changer changing them into assorted candies then selling them to target for fifty bucks and seling them to you for 5.49 wile your theyre swimming in gold and the rest is terrible the only thing i can say is the 4th day...in july

Horizons Tribute

2007-02-10T22:32:00.000-05:00


Epcot is really losing its theme but this is all we have left

A Christmas Carol

2007-01-11T18:27:00.000-05:00

Hi i know youre probably wondering why 3 weeks after X-Mas are we giving this story well ill tell you that its never to late to hear dickens there ha ha actually no im ripping of dickens so with that said.
A Cristmas overdue Carol
ahh december the lumberjacks at work the drunken santas the red ryder B.B guns WAAAh who threw that "I Did Fool"exclaimed mr.scrooge well someone isnt on the nice list i think hes a ouhh well to start every good dickens rip off the marley 'thats grim'
says a voice from below who are you "Im Rizzo the Rat" oh ok have a blue pellet "ok" Doing well while I barry the deceased muppet uh lets check on scrooge "Humbug" said scrooge "Please we need money for our sons funeral" says Rizzos Parents suddenly from the back of the office Scrooge hees "Dont treat him like that scrooge " says Bob cratchit 'youre right" soon the rat is flung out the window now we will join with our narrotor at the Haunting convention in san frinsisco "UM Hello Evryone i am kybosh "says Kybosh "we have recived word on a man named scrooge so well get him in thes spirit with a haunt now sombody get marly suddenly a member raises his hand "Yes""Um marlys sick" "Fine get casper" Yowie its almost time for the store to close ok im leaving now - Running- whew ugh can i narrorate im late so let me give you asummary of whats happened Bob has gotten permision to get of on Xmas so we gotta go uh more will come after i get a jacket (aprox 20 minutes)

2007-01-09T16:57:00.000-05:00

the new adventures of Bob supermarket accountant more Google Files and Part two of like boyz thank you all fans of monocle blog oh Soon we will have 150 posts so stick around

Lucky Is Umm Stupid

2007-01-09T16:24:00.000-05:00

first off all i absoulutley hate general mills its GENERALLY made by hippys (meanwhile) What is more cherrie then cherrios oh ive got a idea lets make fruity cherrios well call it Rainbow Loops (back at ardens house) See hipppys but i can deal with counter cultralists making my cereal what bothers me is Lucky Charms first off all the marshmallows taste like freeze dried ice cream and the cereal part of it tastes like ezekiel bread but i dont mind cereal rosted over cow crud its ther Lame o leprechaun Lucky the... Stuid Leprechan hes like youll neer get my lucky charms part of a nutritous breakfast why chase a leprecaun just go to Kroger and buy a box do leprecauns make cereal taste better and a another thing that bugs me is 4 words"IS LUCKY A LEPRECAUN" wheres his beard wheres his piipe where the hell is his curly shoes did he sel them on eBay no it only leads to one thing lucky is Strongbad yes strongbad do you ever see him take his mask off yes he hids in in the cheat aka Butch Hartman thats why i hate general mills

Happy New Year

2007-01-08T18:29:00.000-05:00


Gee Now all the toys are drunk

W park

2006-12-12T21:36:00.000-05:00

Hi kids im george
w bush and from now on i have made W prak it has 4 lands Piecof crap saddaum hussein land Iraq land Violence land and W land eat at the Iraq Baquery for Iraq cookies Evil Sadduam eclaires and bombberry muffins and weve got the loser politcal leaders Torcher show Well be feeding to the elaphants kerry edwards mark taylor and suddam hussien and meet Soldy the Soldier Mikey the Missle and Ricky my Razor also ride the big lie coaster as big as the lies and the doofus demecrat great republican hall of fame featuring me and man weve got Guns in our gift shop W stickers John kerry isnt merry stickers and watch a W cartoon so have america be represented in violence i mean fun

Breaking News

2006-12-12T21:09:00.000-05:00

Ch.64 news THERES A SALE ON BALONEE AT TRADER JOES in other news Santa has been arested due to grand theft of bill gates home all we fond was a nuclear device.A I,O,U sign from Mr.OJ and trader joes balonee lets talk with bob on traffic after these messages Is Your martian child a nickempoop do they constantly not eat thier chocolate layer cake food pills then call 89X-770 -BLARG for Grappos kidnapping agency And now a traffic report one of the light sets fell on a car so huge delays near lake lanier and by washington Rd. well be right back Hey Kids Do you like grenades rocket launchers saddaum hussien voodo dolls then go to W land first person gets a Iraq shaped cookie ride the big lie coaster its as high as bushs lies play warcraft in our signuture McDonalds so America stands for violence i mean fun well in other news W park is opening may 9th have a good day

The Test of moral values

2006-11-08T21:43:00.000-05:00

1.You have a bully you
a.Tell someone
b.Forgive him
c.Deal with it
d.Kill Him
2.What movie should you see
a.Sinkytubbies
b.Babies in Ponyland
c.Accountant George
d.Ladys In Sex
3.Theres a lady she needs help crossing the street you
a.help
b.find a boy scout
c.Dont Care
d.Stop wait and push
4.you forgot your homework
A.stop caring
b.steal the answer sheet
c.my daddys wallet is full he can afford my future
d. all of the abve
All answers are D

Extreme Diet Coke & Mentos

2006-11-08T21:12:00.000-05:00


This had to be sticky watch and get thirsty Keywords: eepybird eepy bird mentos coke diet coke mentos experiment fountain soda science geyser experiments fountains geysers

Like Boyz part 1

2006-11-07T20:55:00.000-05:00

Hello welcome to like mall girls the show where you stylin on out come on stylin on in stay out im brat trab were here at radsville mall its like so near christmas time and egg nogg perfume is out and thats in yo also lets check out our weather report
gnipohs shopping well were expecting rain so all reletives will go like Shoppping yep our folks will Like so totally ping there credit cards also Breaking News a new establishment is being built at credito cardo mall and its its Game Barn heuh huh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ok calm down natasha when will it be finished FRIDAY ugh
To Be continued
In Memory of a dearly Devoted freind 11/04/06

Battle of the Fools

2006-11-02T11:36:00.000-05:00

hello young fools do you want to be hot sexy and be covered in gold chains join the T force our modo is dont take any pity just shoot the fool (dpf) for short those fools cancellin my show i dont piity the fool yah (static)Uncle sam wants you to join the us army doing so is patriotic join us as we sing a (static)Those us army fools they charge 50$ for(static)colledge so come on fight that fool Mr. T he should pity (static) Uncle Sam!(static)

Halloween advertisement orientational film strip

2006-10-12T20:09:00.000-04:00

321
hello beginning TV network well talk about you and your commercials here's what you should be advertising for Monday Halloween Tuesday Halloween Wensday Halloween Thursday Spooky government Os but that sucks more than last year
Friday Halloween here's what citizens think of Halloween commercials don't watch SCENE MISSING even Celebes like ween commercials Britney likes ween ads Jamie lynn likes ween ads Terry Cullen likes ween ads if you make over 30 ween ads well send you all 30 volumes of Mc Graw Hill Music Textbooks and if you make 50 you'll receive American history for children vhs and DVD's well Nat Oatmeal Month stunk but this time well get um i mean Happy Halloween ad

Mr, Waldorf is changing my mind about patrols

2006-09-13T19:09:00.000-04:00

So about 2 weeks ago i had gotten a new post in patrols Mrs Reeds class Mrs is possibly one of the nicest teachers in the Dekalb county school area but it just so happens that Mr.waldorf is the worst sub ever and Mrs reed broke out in cancer Mrs. Reeds class wasn't the same so im working hard and he doesn't even ask what's my name he just calls me patrol now you're asking why don't you ask for a new post well if i do i wont get the patrol trip to Gatlinburg so if i show up 1 minute past bla bla bla you need to get here early so one day after hearing the redundant story's of Dr. Waldorf ( sounds like a 007 movie) he comes in thin he finally asks me my name its Arden today i thought mr.waldorf is calm today still i think hes crazy but he's calm

Buddha Buddha Bup Black Hair

2006-07-09T18:06:00.000-04:00

In All children actors career once they hit puberty there ratings go straight down the pooper For Example Mary Kate and Ashley
Who made Mystery Movies (if you wanna watch em there at thrift land) that were ok grew up now there in PG 13 Comedys Cussing at the hall moniter And they all die their hair Another color But Yesterday I saw the Parent trap it was good but i wondered is that Lindsey Lohan in it so today i checked sure enough Lindsey Lohan so i think you should not die your hair like the tado tee twins if you are a huge celeb DONT DIE YOUR HAIR or else front line of entertainment weekly and if not suscribed
youll totally not know

Joe brezzy BEHIND BARS

2006-05-13T20:33:00.001-04:00

Teachers bad news stop doing those idiot simulations you could do better than those simulations like Subtraction safari make a zoo using graph paper to create a way cool safari now if you're going oh were PE teachers and all we do is sit our huge butts while your doing push ups cause of a simulation well doh well just watch a portable TV that i spent 150$ on all the other money went Hospital Hoops (simulation) why should you trust me cause its on Clark Howard (JK) actully cuz i do them
each day well 1st was Weather Detectives so Lame like suspect clues uhh oh Solve th word search to find the suspect you can elimanate and suspects
1.Joe brezzy (the culprit)
2. Ima Vapor
3.Juan sum Light
4.Bob Blizzard
5.Debbie Drizzle
Now heres one BY ALL MEANS NESSACARY DONT EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER
House Design not good grammar it should be Home Design its like uh Horrid yeah i have the best job is still think its bad i mean Oh i want a stupid client and i dont really design a house oh my word id blabber more but my fingees huwt

Um PG13

2006-02-27T20:16:00.000-05:00

ok kids are always dying to see PG 13 movies i mean come on x men what about video games The Incredibles T Narnia T. COME ON . But i think rating SW3 is just wrong. whats in um death lava betrail the Padme sucks conspiricy .now as a disney fan video game player excceddara exxadera exxaddara i know lucas Made pixar disney bought pixar does this genius get hamburgers instead a arbys for a reward come on i mean ive been wacthing star wars since 1996 (the year i was born) well the end but keep in mind pg 13 mvies are safe for babies exept the horror genre

Spidey + Friends is insulting to Marvel

2006-01-15T21:28:00.000-05:00

preeschoolers belive theyre well BIG but some how they enjoy playing with dumb marvel toys today in target we were walking in the toys isle when on one side theyres a spidey and friends Rhino and on the other a ultimante rhino now look at spidey and frriends version rather happy rather unevil rather looks like a good guy on the other hand is Ultimante rhino evil screaming and
not chuby now example b the hulk Ultimante mean strong and not smily Spidey and friends happy and looks like green giant and the worst one is the puu puu puu power play house with a zip line not needed a search light not needed and a super slide which will;l break with the hulk or thing would break

Hey Kids Its Buddy Blod Drop

2006-01-12T18:42:00.000-05:00

Teachers dont influence blood teachers do like the ARC (american red cross) whos the idiot who came up with lets go to schools have blood drives during 1st Period and tell kids to tell thier parents donate blood well they tried doing it but 0 people when they had another brilliant idea to have a mascot come in so why not nelly needle well instead its Buddy blod drop now that is really smart and stupid get a keychain is smart and buddy bloodrop alone is dumb cuz while the laidies talkin theyre lookin at bloody blood drop thinkin its a decirculated mnm thejn they leave then jokes galore about bloody blood like he looks like a mnm what a coincedence mabye skyhawk will come

The Land Before Time In Time

2006-01-07T19:22:00.000-05:00

tenderfoot and his dorky pals fall in a lava pit in episode XT or in episode XX get shot by poulchers 50th aniverserry fall in a ocean and eaten by a prehistorhic whale shark episode 30 Get strept and cant sing Episode O(older idiot dinos) Stegasourus idiot dates with and is Tenderfoot and shot by terry

Nat. oatmeal month Orientation Filmstrip

2005-12-22T20:28:00.000-05:00

Atttention all Kids and Adults heres what we think you should be eating this month.MONDAY OATMEAL. TUESDAY OATMEAL.WENSDAY OATMEAL.THURSDAY OATMEAL. FRIDAY OATMEAL.SATURDAY Goverment Os but that sucks.SUNDAY OATMEAL. The president SCENE MISSING belives a whole month of mush is great! in fact here are some parents who love oatmeal. Oatmeal killed jimmy Carter. Celebs even like oatmeal .Britney Britney likes oatmeal.Andy Grithhs likes Oatmeal.Jay Leno likes oatmeal and,Kevin Federlane likes Oatmeal.Since 1981 Oatmeal has been aten. All the other years were for giving Native Americans Smallpox.if evryone Eats Oatmeal well give everyone a Colonial Life for children VHS or DVD!will you be Umong these Retar... I mean Genuisess and remmber Stocks are up for Smallpox BUY OATMEAL. thats how wre gettin the Big Budget understand Oatmeal and a 3500 buck chheck. i mean Have a Mushy christmas.

10 ways to be a good parent

2005-11-21T18:21:00.000-05:00

1. when your child is 1 day old send him to little dictator school
2. when your child asks for a cat give him a pit bull
3.make your child dress up as santa for halloween (girls apply the same)
4.hide lots and lots of sweaters under your childs bed
5.take a picture of your child pooping in his pants and show it to his date
6.feed your child as a baby jolly ranchers hot dogs tic tacs mongolian aftershave
7.buy your kid a unicycle instead of a bike
8.teach bad words toa baby
9. tell your kids aboutthe boogieman dracula wolfman etc
10 talk using the w`s aww muwshee meww wwut wis wit
more the ws soon

a new way of freeze tag from scholastics dav pikley

2005-11-21T18:16:00.000-05:00

The game is usually played this way: Someone is IT. Everyone else is not. IT chases the non-ITs, trying to tag them. Once IT tags you, you have to freeze. Stop moving, that is.
Now, a game that's all about standing still really doesn't seem all that fun to us. So here's OUR version of Freeze Tag.

Someone is IT. IT finds a bucket and fills it with ice cold water. (Important note: the non-ITs cannot know that IT is IT. In fact, they cannot even know that they're playing Freeze Tag.) IT picks a bunch of people to douse with the cold water. ICE cold water, remember.

Then the non-ITs chase IT all over the neighborhood. Everyone gets a nice workout.

new lame stuff

2005-11-21T18:03:00.000-05:00

well i have gone from school to school afew times but currently im at ferbank these are useless

arden X mail week 1

2005-11-21T17:39:00.000-05:00

tima chekka email

dear arden whats yur bedtime
dan fl

Ok madman ive never really done this but cAPS LOCK OK MY BEDTIME IS 9 TO 6
ARDEN

vote fight

2005-11-20T10:24:00.000-05:00

chosse by next week between the first or second image

things that santa loves

2005-11-20T10:07:00.000-05:00

1.bring all your cool shiny war toys to peace class
2. tee pee on old mrs johnsons house
3. write on your letter to santa
dear santa do you eat at varsity how many scars do you have from sli down chimneys youre a dork keep up the fat naaw
4 do lots of griffiti on trucks with food pictures that you dont own
5 eat at varsity and order 20 gumbo dog bugas

book haters

2005-11-20T09:54:00.000-05:00

an old cheap thing sadly
in many good cinema movies about books they do the BETTER trick like in zathura there off in space when they meet a astronaut thats realy the kid thats playing the game 6 words NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BOOK.on the other hand is the modern charlie +cf and on the hand that were talking about is the 1876 version of it i mean the Fly Burp thing Nothin to do with it and the books good that was chessy plus both didnt have THE SQUARE CANDIES THAT LOOK ROUND BUT THEY DONT EVEN LOOK ROUND that was the best but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
they ruin that to next in Ol fake factory verucas punishment laugh was geese but in the book its well SQIRELLS geese well they can sit on your head but you can catch rabees ick last no thousand dollars

SB remix Of oh im a stupid turkey

2005-11-05T22:22:00.000-05:00

Happy Easter i mean Age of Apocyolypse i mean Thanks Give in money PS SYCH
heres the video happy
href=http://www.homestarrunner.com/turkey.html

behold images

2005-11-03T20:33:00.000-05:00

1. thh
2.wolverines bad
3.homestar
4.X2

Pilgrums first turkey

2005-11-03T18:55:00.000-05:00

NA Hello welcome to pilgrums 1st turkey written by spasllim kcirtap nosugref.
Act 1
pilgrum 1 Oh i love Eatin corn
Chorus yes we do X3
pilgrum 2 Same as mashed patatoes
Chorus Potates and corn
Captian Coly Were gettin a headache boys
Mayor of ssorg sdoof lets quest
evryone exept cc and mayor a quest
mayor For better food
evryone YEAH
NA so they traveled across the land they tried Norway but they threw up they tried Sweeden but it had MSG Until They hit STATE without name
Chourus yeeeeee toooown with no nameeee it burns us with hunger I hope theyre not like norwayyyyyy ye town with no nameeeeee
Na so they went and thound the Stick guy tribe
tribe Must Give strangers food
Turkeys OH im a stupid turky as stupid as they come chop my hed fill it with bread and go and suck your
chourus go and suck your thumb
na so they ate and ate the end
editors note SB link sat

What an Odd PaIr

2005-11-03T18:12:00.000-05:00

/Users/arden/Desktop/927388_20050921_thumb002.jpg
Picture some Bad Dude that you dont like workin as a team espically X Men + Brotherhood eek

Arden X mail

2005-10-30T15:44:00.000-05:00

Send me your questions ive got answers heres the rule
NO LINKS

RRW special

2005-10-30T15:21:00.000-05:00

My Mom told me when i was 5 if i were to get a game cube I would get drunk with it (thats Only Continued by an Arden X-mail) but who would know there were ther ways to get a NON DRUGGY DRUG like Old People Fallin in Love withh squirells or a Father and his toaster but in this case its a NON DRUGGY DRUG THAT ACTULLY DRUGGED and its probabably worse than video Games or squirrels or toasters Remember RED RIBBON week at school Well there was drugs i call it Jump Rope Songs it started the 04/05 year Ya see my sister learned Shame Shame Shame then HEY COWBOY and so when we leave church SSS so anyway enjoy Red
REBBON WEEK

Trick a treat

2005-10-20T20:10:00.000-04:00

Check ut these Spooky web pages
http://www.makingfiends.com/fiend05.htm
http://www.homestarrunner.com/malloween.html
http://www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2001.html
http://www.nick.com/games/halloween_games/click_tricktreat.jhtml
Happy Halloween

Ardens Adult mint expierence

2005-10-20T17:00:00.000-04:00

THE DAY HAS COME WHEN I DISCOVERED AN ADULT MINT Tic Tac Freshmints its true and heres another thing i discored Recess Fastbeaks now i can live this yummy treat http://www.makingfiends.com/fiend15.htm
PS. dnt lick moniter theyre freinds not feinds

2005-10-20T16:49:00.000-04:00

MUSIC is weird man but i know hate it becuse of the second O i got not 0 O as in owe she called me a burger flipper but heres the funny thing i didnt pass a recorder test thats as stupid as being a imposter of me and wearing an im not Arden T-shirt or calling darth vader and asking for him to destroy tattoine so i just make fun of it im learning how to play FLIP A BURGER and we make fun of the teacher because she is FAT man and we say well buy her a mc bucks for x mas oh yeah an example of how stupid it was pay close attention to Homestars army
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail93.html

ferret rubbing runaway the continued version of campers comedy

2005-04-11T15:42:00.000-04:00

ahh hold it demarkus said 42 what i said that mans run or tackle many other stupid definitions later run sneak shut up erin threw penisillin in its mouth well at least have roast marshmallows well here i go arden youre on fire thanks no seriously
ah ooo owie hold it get water ah at night a ferret rubbed aginst a log ahh its the curse of the rocking log dad erin and de,markus left guys its a ferret hey guys im lost hey is that mr.OJ hey what are you doing well its the auto show thats in philadelphia oh sorry
will arden find his pals will mr.o.j find the auto show stay tuned to find out

campers comedy

2005-03-30T16:10:00.000-05:00

i was going camping when my dad left my freinds said look its a honey machine he ht a beehive i said i need bee be gone
i dont have that said erin but i do have salt ahh wait erin said i have lysol give me anything she gave me corn starch i sprayed it and the bugs left suddenly my freind saw a bears tummy look your dad got a cushin no thats a bear suddenly the bear woke up me wan coco comb my dad said look coco pebeles ummmmmm by then on or raft my dad got some nuclear waste and said ive been doing this for ten years no there are turtles in there suddenly a lake monster appered to be ended tomorrow

typin pal juniuor

2005-03-21T16:13:00.000-05:00

is this is hard to type you will not like typing pal jr. but if yer to old for that you,ll
be sayin ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhb when you see typin pal i;ve never ever tried but its bad go to de,marque .com to type evil in your blog

the season of pink

2005-03-18T15:45:00.000-05:00

winter is goood summer way good fall ok but this season its the season of pink oh man posters leaves ahhhhhhhhhh
evry thing you know about spring is a le if i had a blowtorch id blow off those pink flowers
they aren't buds there evil horid gross blech get it over with arden jurskis this is not a peace essay ill
give you 3x fs

bam

2005-03-18T15:39:00.000-05:00

poor toys

2005-03-14T16:16:00.000-05:00

joe bender and alien bender got killed well it all started 3 years ago when we went to Flordia i got a thing called joe bender one day i brought joe bender when my parenets told me otherwise i hid joe bender in my bathing suit pants i forgot joe was in my pants so i kept joe in my pants and he fell out of my pants

cell phone a sight to see in a theatere

2005-03-12T09:33:00.000-05:00

ever herd a guy say please refrian from flash photography cel-phones video taping jump ing on to the set well look back at the cel phone then the title then once your done
with looking back i will go to the story about 2 weeks ago we went to this black american music after waitingat least 10 minutes so anyways when it was time for the show to start i could see little blue lights called phones so if you see blue lights
in a theatere you know what they are

eggs lepprechans simularity evil

2005-03-10T15:31:00.000-05:00

leprachans arent cute green men theyre really spys there pots of gold is a secret camrea if any means nessery call aunt
floppys i need salt to kill a spy emplorium and eggs there evil radioactive pink and green eggs filled with dentist s nihtmare
sugar look at the intro i know my great great uncle was caught by one and sentenced to happy floss learn how to brush your teeth so st patricks day and easter dont wear green or else something worse then being pinched will happen

anime overload

2005-03-09T16:16:00.000-05:00

ok so you watch something from Japan that dosent mean you have to watch anime like 98.2 % of your seven -eight year old
life well it all started last fall at edisto island and we rented this video called spirted away i looked at it and i thought it was
called ani me and then this year is officaly really dumb spiritual movie year but be careful anime is evil the eyes the art the doll cheeks its evil gwa ha ha

news builiton

2005-03-08T16:14:00.000-05:00

nnb

2005-03-08T12:37:00.000-05:00

this is nnb nerd news builiten lily 6 year old girl loses he tooth at school soon she will get a dollar and her brother nachos or a hot dog now i have to take a shower PLEASE STAND BY beep bop hot news update janitor mark brown
flushes the toilet AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOW its the weather uhh today will be rainy on new update mob at the door its a lie ok see you soon anyway its the
seasme story earlier last year the people from seasme street all are 89 years old now instead of seaseame street you can watch seasme street retirement home now the macys thanks giving day parade is canceled a giant in flatable smurf
is now a big blue rag thanks for goining us on nnb

/ho ha ha jokes

2004-12-01T20:53:00.000-05:00

how does santa get his mail
a stocking
what happends when rudolph swallowed a bug
a red throght
what do student say on decmeber 17
hooray!
what,s santas favorite team
the red socks

uh are my kids not seeing the true horror affect

2004-12-01T20:15:00.000-05:00

SOME MOVIES JUST NEED TO BE horrid 1POLAR EXPRESS its good But some say if you watch the film in imax is seeing the true
horor affect plus no other actors the boy is tom hanks the mysterious hobo on top of the train 2 popye the sailor using spinach as a strength supply uh your kids will eat grass also they might name they`re gonna name their kids bruno or
olive 3. blue talks o.k. i might have made this up but genetic tests have proved that kids will go into school and say act 1
teacher; bob what is this teacher is holding up an angel bob; luna but this is gold use the link my mom to see just add water
not in theaters dont view 3 but good evning

crct got nothin on brains and no jingles

2004-09-14T20:33:00.000-04:00

YOU GET WHAT IM DOING TH CAPS LOCK FOR JINGLES OH YEAH THIS POST well it was 5days ago FRIDAY TO BE EXACT I THINK I WOULD,VE BROUGHT EAR MUFFS RIGHT RIGHT well it was bout 2 30 time and do you know what A little call by the
secretary as the class walked to the gym i thought could it be about the caffetiera and you know what Happend then nothin but talin about next week it seems like tell us somthing we dont know and guess what a dumb jingle that went crct got nothin on me and they said there is no way we are closing school there were boos of about 50% oh and victiry in you
victory in me victory in you the reson ths jinjle is dull is because ... they already have victory in them did you know they are teachers they like the stuff off all the post try to link iif yu throw up comment with blecccck

Part 3

2004-07-31T10:36:00.000-04:00

when you have an advantage it blows away and you actuly have a fizzed gingerale float me before i fell i had to go to base Sandaigo in oska a town of the futre i cheked the moniter 700 energy crysttials actovatate super adio scope mope o poko
captured thunder hawk exelent your uning low on energy crystals by runing low on enregy enery betit wiped the aliens away the end of story ...

part 2

2004-07-29T11:17:00.000-04:00

toddlers kids of space i use topz did i say that well EMERGENCY NEWS FLASH !!!!! were live at downtown killervile weve seen a giant baby atack the great possum temple a anchient power since todler was made the aphids ate leaves to turn into rexons wait its in orlando florda exaactly it is evil the todler could cause a flood we must get to ouur leader commannder ... all toddlers report to goko sagi huh the thuner hawk they stole it huh ball ship laoding aww shoot come on wont this thing shoot a mini lazer ithout my sogoo wacth broke but was i wrong a mini lazer shot but fortunintly i brought my jet pack i was able to chase the thunder hawk for 20 minuts i lost track in 5 seconds i lost track aparently my jet pack run on bataris to so i fell to be continued tomorow

in a galaxy far away one speical picture

2004-07-28T11:35:00.000-04:00

in the freaky regions of outer space one man goes up into the celastreal attic comes one picture will be shown on earth to laugh at humanity and all man kind shows a cruel space ship
that wont move a mussel one a 5 year old could drive to use a milk beam at the earth one with a lazer that looks like bottle carrying milk one amusment park called candeler park a park
that carrys the toodler a speicies that cold harm a aphid while other kids cary on the purpuse to go on rocking horses a galactic evil planing to scream at there mommy this footage was found 15 years ago the spaceships name is the special bus killing freaks called A.PHI.D alien physics
hard intelngince dead bugs this force is runned by a janitor nammed kitty grits ducky the ducky family was 12 pepole Gertrude beunett gruoge turnstone malfron nigel quint montogo all
amy hido goop silk and pole invented this spacepad of kids to be continued

What lies beneath pink elephants on parade

2004-07-20T18:52:00.000-04:00

ok preschool logic dot code 1.0890.42 bubbles popping is how we learned to vote false was there king my way false 2 is this
true and pink elaphants float like a monster under your bed like the extremly sarcastic man looks more like a japenese
moving picture tells even more of a story like dumbo theese story are both about bubbles and disney movies you see if pink elphants

on parade now you see clown who can fly
dumbo
understand good know leave me some coments

cry for a song you saw

2004-07-14T10:16:00.000-04:00

this was true do ask me
that on roudulph the red
nose raindeer you know
with the elf hermy its a
name fellow bloggers so its
rouldolh logic so here
you captured a crook who stealed toys
and the jerman cclocks
and he was a teedy bear
and he sang a song and
i almost cried but i didnt

what i never get to do even if i cant stand the joy of my life wicth is not a good thing

2004-07-07T12:01:00.000-04:00

what are the 2 things i like
1 freedom
2 choice
knowbody has noticed that then i have to obey
evryone im weak other 18
i got evrything on my back
when i play with
the shrill
tells mom poof
pley tell poof
play
its the crcle of
boring
she is really nice
sometimes i add on to this post telling
you she is not all bad
she sometimes dosent bother
me

the dog poem

2004-07-06T12:50:00.000-04:00

pup pup pup hush licck lick lick ew gross
hot weinener goes to scotland licking the
tower of pisa then theyed need a towel of
pisa id rather be the tower of pizza
of pizza

word of the day

2004-07-06T12:37:00.003-04:00

hey welcom e to word of the day heres the word of the day
publix

breadstock invitation

2004-07-06T12:35:00.000-04:00

hurry up we need the top secret files goychya huh go to the 1st annual BREADSTOCK It has live music not like pop diva stars
just some hi schoolers and a moonwalk is it limited no 5 min timer just jump jump jump and away and plus free food coffee pizza but its a dollar admission for raffle ticket and 5 for a t- shirt so for bready info go to the archives click my dad

online bible

2004-07-02T23:02:00.000-04:00

itself timothy 35 16,, the holy scriptures which are able to make thee wise into salvation through
faitth wich is jesus crhist jesus
all scriptrue is given by insporation of god and is
profitable for doctirine for reproof for reproof for
correcton
for law for instrouction in rightenouss

lookin at night

2004-06-25T11:30:00.000-04:00

lookin at night is spooky looking at night makes me scared stars look at you water drips upon the earth noises may be scary lookin at night is a picture painted in a readers mind so look at night when a reader goes to bed

scrigh higly discoverd bug

2004-06-25T11:18:00.000-04:00

what has 4 legs dosent bite well its been discoverd if you think its a cricket but its hopping in your pants its a scrich half spider half grasshopper and half cricket we dont know how it got in our house but it did newly discoverd bug spider
cricket grasshopper the end

chees dog

2004-06-24T21:51:00.000-04:00

chess is for pepole cheese is your digestins
dogs like cheese dogs are weiners
milk is for cats scraps are for rats
so what i say to you is don catch
the flu and dont eat
fly food we all are diffrent
but simalar to you

how would you rank this poem
a b c d e f
comment your rank of the poem and
why.
also heres some insperation interview
well here i am bloging when
lily and the dog and they come
i n telling me
dog ate the bannana
so THE END

monatary crisis in fairy world

2004-06-24T15:11:00.000-04:00

donate gold into a depoisit
or no more golden dollars /
no 100 cent coins bot it
need money sorry were
out of gold dear tooth
fairy

just get in trouble

2004-06-23T20:56:00.000-04:00

at a mueseum nobody lets you paintbut one musm says you can you pay 50 dollars to get in maybe its fee for wrting on the wall dont say your irish or else you will be an boring sweetish dancer parents dont agree with going to this musem it inspires kids to get in trouble youll need to be mr clean 24 hours a day just ps if you like writing on your walls dont mind what ijust said take him o the musem to SIN 1 hour a day so dont spend 50 dollars for notty children youll get in trouble with the man ps dont do this if you rented a house or pay 243678901234688054134 $

the mighty ducks civil war i mean

2004-06-23T20:49:00.000-04:00

the amazing civil war bird
go civil war ducks not
mascots and i hate
footballl got it so i
dont you know about history
its a boat and a hot rod bling bling
the end

now time for OLD BOOK FACTOR 2 @ monocle blog

2004-06-15T20:45:00.000-04:00

OUR LAST INSADENT FROM LAST WEEK REPETIVE WORDS CUTING IT SHORT CREEPY SLIDESHOWS AND DUMB TUTURING MUSIC BUT NOT TODAY ZURG O INSEDENTS THIS BEGINS IN 30 SC 29 28 27 26 25 30 SECONDS LATER OK NO MO... HEY WHERE IN THE HECK IS MY CO HOST A NOTE DEAR RDEN GONE FOR A 345678901 DAY TRIP SO IM GONE DRULL YOUR CO HOST PS I QUIT GESS WHAT LOUSY SPELLING AND EFFORT MY NAME IS
ARDEN GOT IT NOT RDEN MEANWHILE IN JAPAN KOYASHU KOLO STI NERDAN BACK IN THE USA
OH SO HE MOVED TO JAPAN ILL GO AND WHILE YOUR WAITING UH THIS IS A STUPID ACT EMERGENCY PARENTAL BLOCK THE END

a litlie rhyme

2004-06-15T15:32:00.000-04:00

minut made lemonade limenade Other

Its A whitewash world after all not better than the world aint so big O.K

2004-06-15T15:01:00.000-04:00

now we know disney is a good company of 97% where did 2% go ? lets se white wash for example davy croket did not brake put a crack in the liberty bell he helped slavery be allowed you know why donald duck was invented because of WAR am i write like ike now what if they made egypyt land egypt land but no correct answer slavery see what I mean
now so crisis in disney PERCANT OF 2 disney
did something so bad that pepole in the cival war did REVOLT so
the beter way to say it is the world of disney
aint so big it may have lost magic by 2 %

wait

2004-06-14T14:04:00.000-04:00

the moncle blog gets bigger and bigger tomorow so please wait will particapate

i do not i want to

2004-06-14T13:53:00.000-04:00

i do rymes with winne the pooh
i do is a love word
dont make your daughter a flower girl
honey moons arent for babys
dont give your kids juice boxes if this happens