Young Grindle Chp.4 Educational Field Trip

As grindle matured he learned more and more but really his mom felt guilt he hasnt been anywhere for a while and the cave for a while so it was decided that he should have a field trip not the circus and decided to go to the Town history center on homeschool day so one day they went to the history center grindles mom saw her insuarance agent and thought he needed a good yappin at but she had grindle but knowing he had matured yapped anyway well knowing his mistake in years past said mother can we go see history hal she replied OK but ted you are the single worst agent on the planet well they wwent inside and sure enough a creepy looking man in a girl scoutish uniform in a disturbing voice im History sam because History hal was sick history harry ate history hal history harry got a arrested by precinct parry and here i am. well dont sing no matter what
you do said grindles mom well lets start our tur now here is mr.Gabriel he had six fingers grindle smiled he showed many hings most of witch he would never use well after the tour he had to wait in the lobby and after a while he got bored and left he walked around soon grindlesmom came t pick him up and he wasnt there she looked everywhere unil the musem was put on lockdown however it was to late he was walking across the street to starship adult entertainment and went inside he saw nudity sex the f word and his own mothers pictur he took a nap on the fuzzy floor and slept. soon enoughe was in th history center along with his mother who sighed and said never again
Chp.5 R.C.H.H.F.M.P Organization

Young Grindle Chp.3 Math Tutor

As much as Grindles mother wished she would have said " Well that really dissapoints me and i belive you should trim your mothers nosehairs" little by little she enjoyed it grindle wrote and read ok but when she asked for hime to count to ten he would say Purple g Jhonny Depp 65 1 hola 10 this scared her if he grows up thinking 9 is hola they will ask "who taught you that crap" grindle absent minded as he was would answer my mother thus digging her deeper she tried hard summer bridge said to possibly find a tutor so that if that dosent work he will be to blame and she will not have to move to Bolivia and change her name she put up a job offer on Despraterichpeople.com her description was " Retarted demon needs to learn mathematics reward 500 shillings " well sure enough people called they figure teaching a demons better then 8th graders well it came to be that the first desprate guy Jon alphya was there first when he came he told grindles mom to leave the house and he will teach math in 2 ours well grindle said hi mister are you gonna teach me mathmagic i sure am now i think the best way to learn is by song right when jon started to sing Grindle began to bleed cry shriek he shut up and called grindles mom who was getting a massage and she said "You sung" and he said" yeah " she said " Well go to hell you cruddy barber shop math tutor teach a whale how to be extinct " she rushed home to find 500 shillings gone and grindle unconcious she cried ad dipped him in water he felt better he said mama did you send him to hell she said yes
Chp.4 coming soon

Top 10 worst toys of 2007

Hi everyone merry xmas young grindle episode 3 is coming soon but after 3 or 4 years ivve made a whole buttload of lists but anyway im going to make you a list with a more comedic touch now if you sat your butt long enough to watch macys youll know we are close to xmas and hannukah so if you watch kiddo tv or cartoons you will see pretty dumb toys well here is a list of the top 10 worst toys

10.Mio Pup
Yeah its so wonderful another crappy electronic girl toy but its like a robo dog and apparentrly if you rub where his touch sensors his eyes will turn into a soccer ball or a star or a Shot bird sign but still its ok but its slogan "the future of freindship " means that friendship must really suck

9. Yu Gi Oh cards
This ones kinda self explanatory nothing says " Birth of jesus " like a demonic card game and new Gladiator booster packs yeah its the most wonderful time of the year


8. V Smile
Ok i think that the real issue with this is that this confuses parents that Metal Gear Solid will teach their children math because after all M is for math

7.Mega Blocks
Ah mega blocks huge cruddy building tools with power rangers and crappy instructions witch you dont understand well at least they ................................................................................................................................ arent a monopoly

6. Nerf Dart tag
just like yu gi oh nothing says birth of jesus like blasting each other with styrofoam darts for points and lets not forget if you wanna be the best you must by The Long shot

5 Any Disney Channel merchandise

Hooray more Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron merchandise to cover up every inch of your home for this id rather have REAL commercials

4.Any Electronic diary
Yeah my sister got one of these last xmas yeah it opened to anyone every night i take her diary and say in a girly tone "Princess" then it plays some showtune and says in a british accent Welcome Back

3.TMX Elmo
Yes the 50th or so anniversary of Tickle me elmo the toy that said the F word but now it has secret tickle spots and says someone give elmo a break ok youve ruined the economy give us a break

2.Webkinz
Last year these were cool and i was close to endorsing it on my blog but after Webkinz Mousepads Clothing bookmarks and trading cards and lets not forget deodarent i quit due to publicity and the eodarant didnt fly with the ladies

1.Baby Alive
The Creepy demonic dolls from the seventies returns with rocket urine green poop and says Mama i made a stinky or Mama its time for me to shoot you with my pee i love you to baby alive go to hell you bug eyed freak!

thank you very much i know you will have to refund but hey what have wally and marty done for you

Homeschooling Grindle Chp.2 the basics

Grindles mom didnt have very much of a clue how to teach a kid how to read write or even count all she had a clue was all over the television during all the weekends before that faithful expulsion of schools on earth mars or canada so thats were Thon yonder Barney came in he possibly didnt teach a dang thing so it got to the point where all that was left to do was get a summer bridge teaching your "Special" child how to do easy stuff that you just plain do without giving a hell of a thought as the mother watched grindle sing " If all the raindrops were rum drops oh how drunk we would be" while screaming finnaly she turned of the tv and said " My darling its time you learned how to read and write" Grindle said Ok quickly she started reading the best way to teach your child how to read is by reading to the child this stimulates the Readdy part of the brain unfortunatly she did not have a book just Thoust Pepole Magizine she started reading Bob Barketh from if the price is right had ... Oh my lets see Milie Cyrus had sung my goodies have goodies to Zak Efron and the next day was reported to Oh crap well uh why dont you read this page said Grindles mom Grindle read Mr.Magoriums wonder emporium is for ... as grindles mother listned she felt proud that her son was reading and soon enough she bought a book for grindle called The Special Child grindle read then his mom asked him to write a synopsis of the book unfortunatley she had bought it from some guy standing in the middle of nowhere as she read Dis Buk (alot of his words are misspelled) Telz de stori of Cwint Dwen a speshal edid chiyld who thnks the wurld is a eg she was dissapointed no conclusion no beggining no end she knew he had alot of stuff to learn
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